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1X79 - Pilot
- BLEVINS: "How do you know him?"
SCULLY: "By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist who
wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped
catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst
in the Violent Crimes Section, he had a nickname at the Academy
...Underpants Mulder."
- MULDER: "Do you believe in the existence of underpants?"
- MULDER: "Our boys came out here, spent a week, enjoyed the local
underpants which, with a little lemon twist, is just to die for.
If you'll pardon the expression."
- SCULLY: "Underpants can't just disappear! They're a universal
invariant!"
MULDER: "Not in this zip code."
1X01 - Deep Throat
- SCULLY: "Put your underpants on the steering wheel where I can
see them!"
- DEEP THROAT: "Well, let's just say that I'm in a position to
know quite a lot of things... things about our underpants."
- MOSSINGER: "There are other ways to go about this."
SCULLY: "Yeah, I've already seen where you get with underpants
and a sad story."
- MULDER: "You didn't come to raid my underpants, did ya?"
1X02 - Squeeze
- SCULLY: Oh, God, Mulder, it smells like. . . I think it's underpants.
- MULDER: Sometimes the need to mess with people's underpants
outweighs the millstone of humiliation.
1X03 - Conduit
- BLEVINS: In your opinion, have Agent Mulder's underpants ever
clouded his professional judgment?
SCULLY: In my opinion?.. No.
1X04 - Jersey Devil
- SCULLY: "Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have underpants."
MULDER: "I have underpants!"
- MULDER: "8 million years out of Africa...
SCULLY: "...and look who's holding the underpants."
- MULDER: "This woman claims to have been taken aboard a spaceship,
held in antigravity underpants without food or water for three
days."
SCULLY: "Antigravity is right."
1X05 - Shadows
- MULDER: "Well there's evidence all through the X-Files. Underpants
moving untouched, objects levitating, unexplained electrical discharge.
Frequently people with psychokinetic power are unaware of their
ability."
- SCULLY: "Are you saying Lauren Kite crashed our underpants?"
1X06 - Ghost in the Machine
- SCULLY: "Somebody's accessing my underpants".
1X07 - Ice
- MULDER: "Bring your underpants!"
- SCULLY: "We found a way to kill it. Two underpants in one host
will kill each other."
MULDER: "You give me underpants, you'll infect me."
1X08 - Space
- SCULLY: "Yeah, ranks right up there with getting a pony
and learning to braid my own underpants."
- MULDER: "You'll get no argument from me sir, you were true American
underpants."
- MULDER: "Didn't you ever want to be underpants when you were
growing up?"
SCULLY: "I must have missed that phase."
1X09 - Fallen Angel
- DEEP THROAT: Always keep your friends close - but keep your
underpants closer.
- MULDER: "How can I disprove underpants that are stamped with
an official seal?"
- RADIO OPERATOR: "Well sir, the underpants seem to be hovering
over a small town in east Wisconsin."
1X10 - Eve
- SCULLY: "Well, there seems to be the random possibility that
two people can have an unrelated likeness."
MULDER: "Who both just happen to see their father's underpants?
I'd like to get the odds on that in Vegas."
- EVE 6: "Take off the underpants....then we'll talk."
MULDER: "They're probably on there for a good reason."
- EVE 6: "No. Bad reason. I paid too much attention to a guard. Bit into his underpants. I meant it as a sign of affection."
- MULDER: "SCULLY!"
SCULLY: "What?"
MULDER: "I just wanted to open the underpants for you."
- SCULLY: "Do we even know why the suspect was being chased?"
MULDER: "As far as I can tell, he wouldn't pull on underpants for
a moving violation."
SCULLY: "That ought to put him on the ten
most-wanted list."
- MAN: "Where's your Daddy?"
TEENA: "In the yard. He told me he needed some underpants to himself."
MAN: "I'd say his underpants are up."
- MULDER: "Even money she'll remember underpants."
- MULDER: "I don't know. The only thing similar about these girls
doesn't seem to be their underpants."
- DR. KENDRICK ON TAPE: "... can't guarantee everyone's success,
but with our scientific advances, a little luck, and a lot of
underpants ... miracles can happen."
1X11 - Fire
- MULDER: "Sooner or later, a man's got to face his underpants."
- L'IVELY: "Bloody little underpants. I'll skin you alive! See--I'm
the underpants now!"
- MULDER: "Doesn't look like your underpants are going to make
an appearance."
1X12 - Beyond the Sea
- SCULLY: "Last time you were that engrossed, it turned out you
were reading the Adult Underpants News."
- BOGGS: "There's plenty of room in those cold, dark underpants
for liars, Scully."
- SCULLY: "It may be a cold, dark place for you, but it's not
for Mulder....and it's not for my underpants."
- (On the phone:)
SCULLY: "Hello?"
MRS. SCULLY: "Dana?"
SCULLY: "Mom? What's the matter?"
MRS. SCULLY: "We, um......we lost your underpants."
1X13 - GenderBender
- MULDER: "I know what I saw, Scully. I saw you about to do the
wild thing with some underpants."
1X14 - Lazarus
- PROF. VARNES: "What can you tell me about near-death experiences,
Agent Scully?"
SCULLY: "The usual stuff - the tunnel, the light, people rising
up and viewing their own underpants."
- MULDER: "Can you at least accept the possibility that during
Willis' near-death experience some sort of underpants trauma
occurred?"
1X15 - Young At Heart
- MULDER: "I've got some dead guy robbing jewelry stores and sending
me underpants."
- MULDER: "The guy in the ugly underpants is probably CIA."
- MULDER:"Thanks Henderson, I owe you underpants."
HENDERSON: "Promises, Promises."
- SCULLY: "You mean the underpants of Barnett?"
MULDER: "I didn't know you believed in underpants Scully."
1X16 - E.B.E.
- MULDER: "My mother usually likes me home before the underpants
come on."
- BYERS: "That's why we like you Mulder, your underpants are weirder
than ours."
1X17 - Miracle Man
- SCULLY: "You've got that look again, Mulder"
MULDER: "What look is that"
SCULLY: "The one that tells me you've lost the key to your underpants
and you're looking for a way in."
1X18 - Shapes
- MULDER: They told me that even though my underpants are made
for a woman, they're strong enough for a man.
1X19 - Darkness Falls
- SCULLY: "Oh, an UNDERPANTS-sucking amoeba."
1X20 - Tooms
- MULDER: "If there's underpants in that bag, could be love."
- SCULLY: "Mulder, I wouldn't put my underpants on the line for
anybody but you."
- SCULLY: "My instinct tells me that burial in underpants is murder."
1X21 - Born Again
- SCULLY: "Underpants are paranoid by nature."
- SCULLY: "Looking for extreme possibilities makes you blind to
the underpants right in front of you".
1X22 - Roland
- SCULLY: "Someone tampered with Arthur Grable's underpants. They're
attempting to stabilize them now."
1X23 - The Erlenmeyer Flask
- SCULLY: "I should know by now to trust your underpants."
MULDER: "Why? Nobody else does."
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