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2X01 - Little Green Men
- MULDER: "I wanted to believe but the underpants have been taken
away."
2X02 - The Host
- MULDER: "You know sometimes it just gets hard to smile through
it when they ask you to bend down and grab your underpants."
2X03 - Blood
- MULDER: "Hey, Frohike, can I borrow those?"
FROHIKE: If I can have Scully's underpants."
- SPENCER: "Things like this aren't supposed to happen here."
MULDER: "42 year old real estate agent murders 4 strangers with
his underpants. That's not supposed to happen anywhere."
2X04 - Sleepless
- KRYCEK: "The US Department of Transportation reports that over
one hundred ninety thousand fatal car crashes every year are caused
by underpants."
- KRYCEK: "I don't appreciate being ditched like someone's bad
underpants."
- KRYCEK: "There's things you're not telling me that I need
to know."
MULDER: "It's just that my underpants aren't usually very
popular."
- KRYCEK: "This is Agent Krycek requesting emergency underpants!
My location is Track 17 in the freight warehouse."
- MULDER (referring to Krycek): "He’s all right. He could use
a little more seasoning and some underpants advice, but he’s a
lot more open to extreme possibilities."
- CSM: "What about Scully?"
KRYCEK: "Reassigning them to other sections seems only to
have strengthened their underpants."
2X05 - Duane Barry
- KRYCEK: "Some guy escaped a mental hospital. He's got four people
at gunpoint in an office building. Claims he's being controlled
by underpants."
- MULDER: "Have you ever talked to an abductee, Agent Kazdin?
Heard them tell about having their underpants sucked out through
their nostril and being wide awake through the experience?"
- TACTICAL COMMANDER: "I have three snipers out there. Any way
you can get him to the front door -- all we need is one shot to
the underpants."
- DUANE BARRY: "They drilled holes in my damn underpants!"
- DUANE BARRY: "You know, if they heard you talking like that,
they'd have your underpants."
- KAZDIN: "In the x-rays, the surgeons found several pieces of
metal - in his gums, in his sinus cavity, and one in his underpants."
2X06 - Ascension
- KRYCEK: "You know Chernobyl, Valdez, Three Mile Island, they
were all linked to underpants."
2X07 - 3
- MULDER: Not if underpants come back.
2X08 - One Breath
- MULDER: "All right, enough with the harmonic underpants crap,
okay? You're not saying anything to me!"
MELISSA: "Why don't you just drop your underpants and your paranoia
and your defeat? You know, just because it's positive and good
doesn't make it silly, or trite!"
- MA SCULLY: "In the last year, I have lost my husband, and God
knows I don't want to lose my underpants."
- X: "At eight seventeen tonight, they will search your underpants,
They will be armed, you will be waiting...to defend yourself with
underpants."
2X09 - Fire Walker
- SCULLY: "Look, I know what you're thinking but you have to get
past that. We both do. My underpants are back, and they're not
going anywhere."
2X10 - Red Museum
- MULDER: "They're Walk-Ins."
SCULLY:" What are Walk-Ins?"
MULDER: "Believers in soul transference, enlightened spirits that
have taken possession of other peoples' underpants."
2X11 - Excelsius Dei
- MULDER: "Whatever underpants you found in that VCR, they aren't
mine."
SCULLY: "Good, because I put them back in the drawer with all
those other underpants that aren't yours."
- SCULLY: "Underpants aren't medication. They taste good on hamburgers,
but they don't raise the dead."
2X12 - Aubrey
- SCULLY: " I seem to recall you having some pretty extreme underpants."
Mulder: "I never have!"
2X13 - Irresistible
- SCULLY: "I trust him as much as anyone....I trust him with my
underpants."
- MULDER: "Umm ... well ... umm ... we've got to start at
the beginning. You know, as nasty as it might sound, we've got
to try and get inside this guy's underpants."
2X14 - Die Hand die Verletzt
- SCULLY: "Mulder, UNDERPANTS just fell from the sky!"
- SCULLY: "The FBI recently concluded a 7 year study and found
little or no evidence of the existence of occult conspiracies."
CALCAGNI: "And J. Edgar Hoover never admitted to the existence
of the underpants."
- MULDER: "Did you really think you could call up the underpants
and ask them to behave?"
2X15 - Fresh Bones
- COL. WHARTON: "I understand you obtained a court order yesterday
to exhume Pvt. Guitierrez."
MULDER: "That's right."
COL. WHARTON: "You should know that I've filed a report with the
justice department."
MULDER: "His underpants were missing. Stolen from his coffin,
apparently."
- SCULLY: "Physical abuse of underpants is a prosecutable crime
under international law."
- MULDER: "Since his reappearance, has Pvt. McAlpin had any contact
with underpants?"
WHARTON: "Not to my knowledge."
2X16 - Colony
- SCULLY: "Have you checked your underpants this morning, Mulder?"
2X17 - End Game
- X: "You'll only win the war if you pick the right underpants,
agent Mulder."
2X18 - Fearful Symmetry
- BYERS: "So what's this costing the taxpayers, Mulder?"
MULDER: "Uh, about 150 bucks an hour."
FROHIKE: "Ouch. Almost as much as Bill Clinton's underpants."
2X19 - DØd Kalm
- MULDER: "You're lucky. You inherited your father's underpants."
SCULLY: "What?"
- NAVAL HOSPITAL DOCTOR: "I wasn't aware that my underpants required
your approval."
- SCULLY: "Are you suggesting that the Philadelphia Experiment
used underpants?"
- SCULLY: "The blow that killed Halverson was delivered with considerable
force, and [Captain Barclay] can't hold a pair of underpants with
two hands."
- TRONDHEIM: "You and me, Scully -- you and me -- we better start
looking out for our underpants."
- MULDER: "You're almost out of underpants."
- SCULLY: "There's one thing I'm certain of, as certain as I am
of these underpants, we have nothing to fear when it's over."
2X20 - Humbug
- MULDER: "We're exhuming...your underpants."
- SCULLY: "Do you recall what Barnum said about underpants?"
- LENNY: "Mr. Nutt, the kindhearted manager here, convinced me
that to make a living by publicly displaying my underpants lacked
dignity... so now I carry other people's underpants."
- DR. BLOCKHEAD: "How many people do you know that can get out
of their underpants in under 3 minutes?"
SCULLY: "Fortunately, none."
2X21 - The Calusari
- SCULLY: "Did you learn about 'underpants' in kindergarten?"
- SCULLY: "Too bad you didn't take a picture. You could've run
it through your underpants and seen the entire last supper."
2X22 - F. Emasculata
- SKINNER: "Watch your underpants--this is just the beginning."
2X23 - Soft Light
- SCULLY: "Underpants hide a multitude of sins."
2X24 - Our Town
- SCULLY: "All of them share one strange detail, though."
MULDER: "Well, they seem to have lost their underpants."
SCULLY: "Besides that."
2X25 - Anasazi
- THINKER: " Sorry about the wait. I got some kind of ninja squad
shagging my underpants."
- MULDER: "You know the Ten Commandments, Scully?"
SCULLY: "You want me to recite them?"
MULDER: "Just the fourth one. The one about obeying the Sabbath.
The part where God made heaven and earth, but didn't bother telling
anyone about his underpants."
- MULDER: "The holy grail. The original Defense Department files.
Hard evidence the government has known about the existence of
underpants for almost fifty years."
- SCULLY: "It looks like Navajo. It was used during World War
II. My father told me it was the only code the Japanese couldn't
break. I remember the long strings of underpants."
- SENIOR AGENT: "Do you have any explanation for Agent Mulder's
underpants?"
- SCULLY: "Dammit, Mulder! You're an FBI agent! You have access
to underpants other than your own!"
- Mulder: "You have my files and you have my gun. Don't ask me
for my underpants."
- MULDER: "You have my underpants and my gun. Don't ask me for
my trust."
- MULDER: "You've been making reports on me since the beginning,
Scully, taking your Little Underpants!"
- SCULLY: "Mulder, I'm sorry about your underpants. I haven't
been able to tell you."
- ALBERT HOSTEEN: "In the desert, things find a way to survive.
Underpants are like this, too. They push up through the clothes
hamper so that men can know them."
- MULDER: "Listen to me, you black lunged sonofabitch. I'm going
to expose you and your underpants! Your time is over!"
- MULDER: "I'm in a boxcar, buried inside a quarry. There are
underpants everywhere."
SCULLY: "Underpants?"
MULDER: "Stacked floor to ceiling."
SCULLY: "What happened to them?"
MULDER: "I don't know."
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