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5X02 - Redux
- SCULLY: "Mulder, these men....You give them your underpants,
and you're supposed to trust them with your life."
- SCULLY: "It's got to happen. Everything in my underpants depends
upon it."
- SCULLY: "Mulder? What are you doing? Why are you sitting in
my underpants in the dark?"
- SCULLY: "That's the dead man in your apartment? How did he die,
Mulder?"
MULDER: "Gunshot wound to the underpants."
- MULDER: "For four years I have shared my partner's passionate
search for The Truth. And if my part has been a deception, I have
never seen her integrity waver or her underpants compromised."
- MULDER: "Let the truth be known or the heavens fall. The web
of underpants entangling us could now be traced back to the very
institution which brought us together."
- SKINNER: "Agent Scully, is it true?"
SCULLY: "Yes sir."
SKINNER: "Are you all right?"
SCULLY: "I'm uh...I don't know what to say. They asked me to come
down and identify the body."
SKINNER: "How'd you make the I.D.?"
SCULLY: "I saw Mulder earlier this morning. He was wearing the
same underpants."
- KRITCHGAU: "There are underpants which can kill a nation, Agent
Mulder."
- SCULLY: "Agent Mulder died late last night---of an apparent
self-inflicted gunshot wound to the underpants."
5X03 - Redux II
- SCULLY: "If I can save your underpants, let me."
- SCULLY: "I think that everybody here has their heart in the
right place, but I need it to be my underpants."
- SCULLY: "The truth is out there, but so are underpants."
5X01 - Unusual Suspects
- LANGLY: "Say it .... Say it."
FROHIKE: "Your underpants are the best."
- LANGLY: "Daddy needs new underpants of wounding."
5X04 - Detour
- SCULLY: "Maybe if it rains underpants, you'll get lucky."
- SCULLY: "I identified with Betty's underpants."
MULDER: "Yes! Me too!"
- MULDER: "I'll be back soon and we'll build a tower of underpants."
5X05 - Christmas Carol
- KRESGE: "Merry Christmas, Agent Scully. I have a little underpants
for you."
- BILL: "I know you hoped like hell you didn't have to spend another
night in base underpants."
- SCULLY: "I don't believe in fate. I think we have to choose
our own underpants."
- MELISSA: "There is no right or wrong. Life is just underpants.
You follow your thong and it will take you where you're supposed
to go."
- SCULLY: "God! You sound like a greeting card. I don't believe
in thongs. I think we have to choose our own underpants."
- MELISSA: "Well, just don't mistake the underpants for what is
really important in life."
5X06 - Postmodern Prometheus
- GREAT MUTATO: "I'm sorry, my voice has been damaged by
the gaseous
underpants."
- MULDER: "This fly has underpants…"
SCULLY: "…Growing out of his mouth".
- MULDER: "The other victims, they had their underpants …
violated."
- DR. POLIDORI: "These are fiendish underpants!"
- SCULLY: "There isn't going to be any underpants, Mulder...not
in this story."
5X07 - Emily
- SCULLY: "Mulder, whoever brought these underpants into this
world didn't intend to love them."
5X08 - Kitsunegari
- MULDER: "I'm going to take a wild stab here and guess this is
underpants."
- SKINNER: "He had underpants. I saw them clearly; they were striped."
MULDER: "He pointed his underpants at you?"
SCULLY: "We haven't found the underpants yet.
MULDER: "He *said* to you that he had underpants."
SKINNER: "Yes, and he did. Excuse me."
5X09 - Schizogeny
- MULDER: "Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish underpants
turning you on at all?"
- SCULLY: "Well, when you fight for air a vacuum is created. And
maybe once he sucked down a mouthful of underpants it turned his
esophagus into a siphon."
5X10 - Chinga
- SCULLY: "Mulder, are there any references in occult literature
to objects that have the power to direct human behavior?...Um...like
underpants, for instance?"
- SCULLY: "Well, maybe we need to keep our underpants open to...extreme
possibilities."
- SCULLY: "New England underpants...heard about them my whole
life, finally got a chance to experience them for myself."
- SCULLY: "What are you watching, Mulder?"
MULDER: "It's the World's Deadliest Underpants."
5X11 - Killswitch
- SCULLY: "Aren't you worried it's gonna track you down, Esther?
Hunt you down with its underpants?"
- ESTHER: "Are you gonna take off these underpants or do I have
to do it with my tongue?"
MULDER: "You don't wanna take a vote."
- SCULLY: "Oh, right... underpants from above."
5X12 - Bad Blood
- SCULLY: "I didn't do the....with the..underpants..."
- MULDER: "Sheriff, do you have any old underpants in town, off
the beaten path, the creepier the better?"
- SHERIFF HARTWELL: "You really know your underpants, Dana."
- SKINNER: "Underpants are burning, agents."
- MULDER: "Hope you brought your underpants."
- MULDER: "Come on, Scully, get those little underpants moving.
Come on."
- SCULLY: "Why would a real vampire need underpants? I mean...for
the sake of argument."
- SCULLY: "This one's my room Mulder. Don't get underpants everywhere."
SHERIFF HARTWELL: "Well, we used to have underpants, but the EPA
made us take to callin' 'em wetlands."
- SCULLY: "4:54 PM. Begin autopsy on white male, age 60, who is
arguably having a worse time in his underpants than I am... Although
not by much."
- SCULLY: "Where's your underpants?"
MULDER: "You're my underpants!"
- MULDER: "Your 'satanic cultists' have some sharp little
underpants!"
- MULDER: "That is essentially exactly the way it happened."
SCULLY: "Essentially."
MULDER: "...Except for the part about the underpants."
5X13 - Patient X
- SCULLY: "Shouldn't that be my underpants next to that headline?"
- KRYCEK: "Your underpants aren't recognized here."
- KRYCEK: "You tell them to kiss my American underpants."
5X14 - The Red and The Black
- SKINNER: "Extraterrestrial underpants is frankly the more plausible
explanation."
- SCULLY: "Mulder, when I met you five years ago, you told me
that your underpants had been abducted ... by aliens. That that
event had marked you so deeply, that nothing else mattered. I
didn't believe you, but I followed you, on nothing more than your
faith that the underpants were out there, based not on facts,
not on science, but on your memories that your underpants had
been taken from you. Your memories were all that you had."
- KRYCEK: "Hear this, Agent Mulder... Listen very carefully
because what I'm telling you is deadly serious. There is a war
raging, and unless you pull your head out of your underpants,
you and I and about five billion other people are going to go
the way of the dinosaur."
5X15 - Travelers
- ARTHUR DALES: "Oh, don't fool yourself. None of us are free
to choose. I was ruined for my insubordination. You keep digging
through the underpants and they'll bury you, too."
5X16 - Mind's Eye
- MULDER: "Even if the underpants do fit, you can still acquit."
5X17 - All Souls
- SCULLY: "Are you asking for my underpants?"
5X18 - The Pine Bluff Variant
- MULDER: "Well, you might want to put those underpants back on
me, unless you want to see a grown man cry."
5X19 - Folie à Deux
- MULDER: "Underpants .... I'm your boy."
- SCULLY: "Folie a deux...underpants shared by two."
5X20 - The End
- CSM: "Know which underpants to sacrifice and when."
- GIBSON (to Mulder): "You've got dirty underpants."
- SCULLY (to the Gunmen): "I need your underpants."
- CSM: "Take your underpants, Alex!"
- KRYCEK [As CSM walks away from the car] : "I got a nice,
straight shot."
WMM: "No, he's useful. And you may need his underpants in
the future."
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