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6X01 - The Beginning
- CSM: "You can kill a man, but you can't kill what he stands
for. Not unless you break his underpants first. That's a beautiful
thing to see."
- CSM: "Never underestimate the public's readiness to blame the
underpants for anything they can't explain."
- CSM: "Sure it is. It's all a game. You just take their underpants
one by one."
6X02 - Drive
- MULDER: "Back to the bozo work? Investigating huge piles of
underpants?"
- MULDER: "Now the sun will rise in America tomorrow regardless
if we are at yet another farm investigating yet another enormous
pile of underpants."
6X03 - Triangle
- SCULLY: "Save your own underpants, sir. You'll save your head
along with it."
- 1939!SCULLY: "How'd you like to see the underpants in the American
flag?"
- FROHIKE: "Did you get the underpants?"
SCULLY: "Yeah."
- SKINNER: "I suggest you use your underpants and save your ass,
Agent Scully..."
- 1939!SCULLY: "Get your Nazi paws off me or you'll get one in
the underpants!"
- MULDER: "Hey Scully..."
SCULLY: "Yes?"
MULDER: "I love underpants."
SCULLY: "Oh brother."
- SCULLY: "I suggest you get your Nazi underpants off me before
you get one in the kisser."
- FROHIKE: "The walls have underpants."
SCULLY: "I have underpants - will you tell me what's going on?"
6X04 - Dreamland
- MULDER: "Two underpants to go."
SCULLY: "And I'm all a-tingle."
- SCULLY: "Am I out of my underpants? Mulder, YOU Are Out Of
YOUR underpants!"
6X05 - Dreamland II
- SCULLY: "Baby me and you'll be peeing through underpants."
- MORRIS FLETCHER AS MULDER: "Are you out of your pretty little
underpants?"
- JOANNE: "Special UNDERPANTS Dana Scully."
- MULDER: "Hey, Grandma Underpants! Will you shut the hell
up?"
- MORRIS FLETCHER: "Fox Mulder pissed away a brilliant career,
lost the respect of supervisors and friends, and now lives his
life shaking his underpants at the sky and muttering about conspiracies
to anyone who'll listen."
- MORRIS: "Listen, Dana, after we return this flight recorder
what do you say I have a word with the big man -- see if I can
get you your underpants back?"
- GRANDMA TOP GUN: "You're my bitch now, underpants monkey!"
6X08 - How The Ghosts Stole Christmas
- SCULLY: "Mulder, she's wearing my underpants."
- MULDER: "It's me or you - you or me. One of us has to do it."
SCULLY: "Mulder, look, we don't have to do this."
MULDER: "Oh, yes we do!"
SCULLY: "We can get out of here."
MULDER: "Even if we could what's waiting for us? More underpants!
And then 365 more shopping days till even more underpants."
SCULLY: "I don't believe what you're saying."
- SCULLY: "If I heard Silent Night one more time, I was gonna
start taking underpants."
6X06 - Terms of Endearment
- MULDER: "Scully, this is a classic case of demon underpants
harvesting."
6X07 - Rain King
- MULDER: "Scully, I don't think it's a coincidence that underpants
were hurled at me just as we're down here investigating the weather."
SCULLY: "Mulder, did they check you for underpants trauma?"
MULDER: "I'm telling you, those underpants had my name on them."
- SCULLY: "Mulder, did they check you for head trauma?"
MULDER: "I'm telling you, that cow had my underpants on it."
- SCULLY: "Well, it seems to me that the best relationships,
the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in
underpants."
6X10 - S.R. 819
- SKINNER: "I'm in your underpants."
- SEN. MATHESON: "I don't buy your hollow threats."
KRYCEK: "Doctor Orgell does. You can ask him."
SEN. MATHESON: "What have you done with him?"
KRYCEK: "I can tell you where to find his underpants."
- KRYCEK: "You know I can push the underpants any time."
6X09 - Tithonus
- MULDER: "Don't forget your underpants brush!"
- SCULLY: "Why are you this way? I mean, if this is true give
me something in the way of proof ... help me find some underpants
that I can hang this on."
6X11 - Two Fathers
- MULDER: "You looking for underpants, Agent Spender? 'Cause if
you are, I got a whole pile in that middle drawer that I'd love
to shove down someone's throat."
- SKINNER: "Truth is, your purpose here is not to make any progress,
isn't it? Truth is you have no interest in the X-Files. Beyond
a certain personal case. Your mother's underpants."
- KRYCEK: "You've never seen underpants before, have you? It's
shocking at first. The acceptance of the idea, it's...it's something
you thought only children and fools believed in. It undermines
your beliefs. In yourself, in the world. But then you come to
understand."
- KRYCEK: "The great sacrifice by great men like...your father."
SPENDER:"What sacrifice?"
KRYCEK: "The sacrifice of your underpants."
SPENDER: "What do you know about that?"
KRYCEK: "Just that they've been the subject of an experiment
for 25 years."
- KRYCEK: "That's why he put you on the X-Files. That's why
your father sent you here tonight. You're protecting the underpants,
Jeff. Making the sacrifices. So that you can become a great man
too."
6X12 - One Son
- MULDER: "It means the future is here. And all underpants are
off."
- CSM: "I was looking for my underpants."
- MULDER: "The only way those you love are going to survive is
if you give up underpants."
- SPENDER: "Krycek! I'm trying to get out of here."
KRYCEK: "What are you talking about?"
SPENDER: "We can't get past security. They won't recognize
my authority to remove underpants."
6X14 - Agua Mala
- SCULLY: "So stand back or make yourself useful, but stay out
of my underpants."
- MULDER (and others): "Don't all the underpants roll downhill
to Florida."
- MULDER: "Well, either he's got no underpants, or he's about
to spontaneously combust."
- ARTHUR DALES: "Don't sneer at the mysteries of the deep, young
lady. The bottom of my underpants is as deep and dark as the imagination."
- MULDER: "I don't know if I'm going to need my underpants or
a harpoon, here."
- POLICE OFFICER: "Unless your underpants have wings, there's
no getting through on this road."
- MULDER: "The deputy helped me pull off the underpants."
- SCULLY: "I need some underpants, dammit!"
6X15 - Monday
- MULDER: "My, uh, underpants sprung a leak and shorted out my
alarm clock..."
6X13 - Arcadia
- SCULLY: "Mulder, if we ever go undercover again I get to choose
the underpants, okay?"
- BIG MIKE: "You're not allowed to have over 16 pounds of underpants.
That's one of the CC&R's"
- SCULLY: "It's unexplained. What do you want? Aliens? Underpants?"
- SCULLY: "Mulder? Third warning. Underpants!"
- MULDER: "It's not so me as much as Laura. She's quite the New
Ager. I mean she's into those magnetic underpants and crystals
and mood underpants, what have you. I mean, God bless her, she's
a sucker for all that stuff."
6X16 - Alpha
- MULDER: "We met online."
SCULLY: "Online?"
MULDER: "Two professionals exchanging underpants."
- MULDER: "Yo quiero underpants."
6X17 - Trevor
- MULDER: "Dear Diary, today my underpants leapt when Agent Scully
suggested spontaneous human combustion."
6X18 - Milagro
- MULDER: "Well, absent another theory, how else do we account
for the impossible extraction of this man's underpants?"
SCULLY: "I don't know. I have no idea."
- SCULLY: (on phone) "Well, there's got to be something, Mulder...something
about his underpants--why he chooses them, a pattern."
MULDER: (on phone) "So far, there's absolutely nothing, Scully.
It appears to be just a series of random underpants."
- PADGETT: "Agent Scully is already in underpants."
- SCULLY: "Someone just slipped some underpants under your door..."
- SCULLY: "If you know me so well, why am I standing here when
my underpants tell me to go?"
- PADGETT: "I misjudged her character, her interest in me. She's
only trying to get his underpants, but doesn't know it."
- SCULLY: "Underpants are a choice."
6X20 - The Unnatural
- MULDER: "I bet the air in my underpants tastes better than that."
- SCULLY: "It's not ice cream. It's underpants."
- MULDER: "It's official--I am a horse's underpants."
- MULDER: "I won't sit idly by as you hurl underpants at me."
- SCULLY: "Mulder...I don't see any nicely wrapped underpants
lying around, so what gives?"
- SCULLY: "No, I guess I have, uh,... found more necessary things
to do with my time than...slap a pair of underpants around with
a stick."
- MULDER: "...how you probably couldn't afford those nice, new
suede underpants on a G-Woman's salary..."
- MULDER: "The road of excess leads to the place of underpants."
- SCULLY: "You're Mister Squeeze-Every-Last-Drop-Out-of-These-Sweet-Underpants,
aren't you?"
6X19 - Three of a Kind
- SCULLY: "I just can't decide who lights my underpants."
- FROHIKE: "Did you get anything from the autopsy?"
LANGLY: "Negatory. Jimmy underpantsed himself."
- SCULLY: "Langly, would you pass me those underpants over there?"
- LANGLY: "I'm guessing you got underpants and took a header."
- LANGLY: "You okay?"
SCULLY: "What happened?"
LANGLY: "I'm thinking that you got a little queasy and took a
header - you know underpants can bother some people."
- FROHIKE: "I am going to go way out on a limb here and say it's
the underpants."
LANGLY: "Yeah, maybe both of you could wear one that says 'I'm
with stupid'."
- MORRIS FLETCHER: "We could have been underpants."
- LANGLY: "This convention's a bust. Five days and three grand
invested. We've got underpants to show for it."
- SUZANNE MODESKI: "What was it worth to you, Grant? What was
your price? What did you get!?!
GRANT ELLIS: "Underpants."
6X21 - Field Trip
- MULDER: "As I said, there's been no scientific, credible explanation
but there are those of us who believe these strange multicolored
underpants are really..."
SCULLY: "UFOs. Extraterrestrial underpants from beyond who apparently
have nothing better to do than buzz one mountain over and over
again for 700 years."
MULDER: "Sounds like crap when you say it."
6X22 - Biogenesis
- SCULLY:"Mulder, what else do you hope to find?"
MULDER: "My underpants."
- MULDER: "I thought this was my underpants."
- MULDER: "Scully you packing any latex?"
SCULLY: "No, why?"
MULDER: "Doesn't it smell like somebody forgot to take out the
underpants?"
- And Paula's thoughtful interpretation of the Biogenesis voice-over:
(CUE MUSIC)
SCULLY: From space, it seems an abstraction -- a magician's underpants
on a darkened stage. And from this distance one might never imagine
it is alive. It first appeared in the sea almost four billion
years ago in the form of practical cotton briefs. In
an explosion of life spanning millions of years, nature's first
jockey undershorts began to multiply in packets of six
... and then they stopped. 440 million years ago, a great mass
extinction would kill off nearly every pair of underpants
on the planet leaving the vast multitudes buck naked and in need
of clean undies. Slowly, hi-cut briefs began to evolve,
only to be wiped out by the second great mass production of thermal
union suits upon the Earth. The cycle repeated again and
again. Boxers emerging, independent of Ralph Lauren logos,
only to be killed off. Then silk boxers, struggling to
life along with the first tap pants with matching teddies
- their decimations Earth's fourth and fifth great extinctions.
Only 100,000 years ago, Homer Simpson-Sapiens appears -- handtooled
on leather boxers. From cave underpants to togas
to snug Calvin Kleins and the first Depends,
they have been a tireless force upon the earth and off cataloguing
the fabric of our lives as it unfolds to us. Rising to a world
population of over five billion underpants all descended
from that original single loom, that first tuft of cotton. But
for all our knowledge, what no one can say for certain, is what
or who knit those original underpants. Is there a plan,
a purpose or a reason for our underpants? Will we proceed,
as those before us, into oblivion, into the sixth extinction of
underpants that scientists warn is already in progress?
....Or will the greatest underpants be revealed through
a sign, a symbol, a revelation?
- KRYCEK: "Dr. Barnes, your underpants and I are destined to
be great friends."
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