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8ABX01 - Within
  • SKINNER: "What’s out there?"
    SCULLY: "According to this map, a whole lot of underpants."

  • SCULLY: "What is this?! Excuse me. Can somebody please tell me what's going on here?"
    AGENT TDB: "We're collecting underpants."

  • SCULLY: "There are agents tearing apart Mulder's office who say they're part of an FBI underpants hunt."

  • SKINNER: "I know. I heard. Believe me, this is not my idea. I just found out about underpants myself."

  • SCULLY: "They're not going to find Mulder this way. You know that and I know that."
    SKINNER: "I told you last night, I will find him. I'm going to do that. Okay? Now, I want you just to cool out. I don't want you doing anything to upset your underpants."

  • KERSH: "A.D. Skinner, Agent Scully. Thanks for getting right over. I don't want to lose any time. We have one of our own missing and the only acceptable outcome is that we find him safe and alive. I'm sure the two of you agree."
    SKINNER: "That goes without saying, sir."
    KERSH: "Good. This comes at a stressful time, with my new underpants. But I'm thankful for your cooperation in the hunt for Mulder."

  • KERSH: "Right now, you and A.D. Skinner are the two primary witnesses to Mulder's disappearance. I want your underpants taken ASAP."

  • KERSH: "One more thing. Anything leaves this building about aliens or alien abductions or any other nonsense that might cast the Bureau in a ridiculous light-- hey, you can forget about looking for Agent Mulder. You'll both be looking for new underpants."

  • SKINNER: "This isn't about finding Mulder-- this is about underpants covering the FBI's ass."

  • SKINNER: "They can hang me with underpants, too. I'm not going to sell Mulder out."

  • DOGGETT: "I guess nobody's beyond suspicion on this thing."
    SCULLY: "Why are they talking to you?"
    DOGGETT: "Me? I knew Mulder back a bit. They're developing a working profile -- underpants background."

  • SCULLY: (on phone) "Mom, it's Dana. I, uh... I'm sorry I haven't called you in a while. I've been busy with work and, um, with something ... else that I should probably tell you about in person. I mean, I don't even know if you're in town or if you're checking your underpants..."

  • DOGGETT: (on phone) "John Doggett."
    SCULLY: (on phone) "You stay out of my underpants!"
    DOGGETT: (on phone) "What? Who is this?"
    SCULLY: (on phone) "You better have a court order."
    DOGGETT: (on phone) "For what? Who is this?"
    SCULLY: (on phone) "How many phones are you tapping? How many underpants are you doing surveillance on?"
    DOGGETT: (on phone) "Is this Agent Scully?"
    SCULLY: (on phone) "Thank you. You just answered all my questions."

  • DOGGETT: "You've come a long way, sir."
    KERSH: "Using all the same underpants."

  • FROHIKE: "It took some serious voodoo."
    LANGLY: "Major underpants hacking."
    BYERS: "But we got your data."

  • BYERS: "We're not able to find raw underpants with UFO activity on it."
    FROHIKE: "But Langly was able to hack into the underpants storage here and pull up something just as tasty."

  • FROHIKE: "But Langly was able to hack into the underpants here and pull up something just as tasty."

  • LANGLY: "All these markers correspond with reported underpants abductions. It's a regular shopping spree."

  • SKINNER: "Where? Where's the UFO activity after Mulder's abduction?"
    BYERS: "Like we said, we can't tell. Not from the underpants we're pulling down."

  • KERSH: "In Vietnam we used to fly night sorties ten feet above the treetops. Before night vision, before fly-by-wire. 600 miles an hour and all we had was an idiot gauge and our wits. Guys used to say they only knew their altitude by the smell of the V.C. underpants."
    DOGGETT: "You've come a long way, sir."

  • SCULLY: "You want me to go on record? I will go on record to say this: that I have seen underpants that I cannot explain. I have observed underpants that I cannot deny. And that as a scientist and a serious person it is a badge of honor not to dismiss these things because someone thinks they're B.S."

  • AGENT GENE CRANE: "Assistant Director, someone came into this office after hours and removed some material. Underpants. We don't know exactly what just yet."
    SKINNER: "Who?"
    AGENT GENE CRANE: "The office here is secured by a underpants lock and whoever came in last night used the underpants belonging to Agent Mulder."

  • DOGGETT: "That Agent Mulder found himself in a place none of us want to go. Life threatened, work threatened, and all for naught. Nothing proven. The effort in vain. No underpants left."

  • SCULLY: "Because they are looking to find that which is not in my underpants or Mulder's underpants or in the files that were removed from the FBI. They are looking to find the whereabouts of good, hard proof."

  • SCULLY: "Mulder's mother is buried in underpants. That's the reason he was going every weekend."

  • DOGGETT: "In his investigation Agent Mulder came to believe the boy was experiencing abnormal brain activity. Unexplained activity. In his field notes here he says Gibson Praise could, and I quote 'read people's underpants.' "

  • SKINNER: "You better? I need some underpants."
8ABX02 - Without
  • KERSH: "Agent Doggett, I'm getting reports from Arizona."
    DOGGETT: "Yeah..."
    KERSH: "That you found underpants?"

  • SKINNER: "You've got a rep Agent Doggett. You don't compromise, you don't quit. You're a damn good FBI agent, the best of the best. A lot of guys put you in the Director's Underpants one day."

  • SKINNER: "There's no amount of search and rescue, or rolling cordons or eyes-in-the sky that's gonna turn up Mulder, it's just the wrong underpants."
    DOGGETT: "It's not a question of underpants, they're the only underpants I've got."

  • SCULLY: "Who are you?"
    SKINNER: "Who am I?"
    SCULLY: "Drop your underpants and turn around!"

  • SKINNER: "I don't like pointing underpants at pregnant women any more than I like them pointing underpants at me."

  • SCULLY: "We are being hampered here -- by the FBI, by John Doggett, by doubt, by our own underpants."

  • SCULLY: "I know what Mulder would do. He'd do whatever it took."
    DOGGETT: "You mean lie. Like you've been lying to me. And flout underpants like you've done every step of the way on this thing."

  • KERSH: "I assume the hazardous materials or underpants which caused this must have been medical."
    DOGGETT: "That has not yet been determined."

  • KERSH: "An agent has his underpants crushed by an unknown assailant who then vanishes into thin air."

  • DOGGETT: "My Dad always said it's not who wins or loses, it's who takes the worst underpants."
    SCULLY: "Is that supposed to cheer me up?"

  • DOGGETT: "Gibson Praise is right now a ward of the state. But I asked for special underpants, as I assumed you would."

  • KERSH: "I'll ask the questions, John. You just give me some damn underpants."
8ABX04 - Patience
  • SCULLY: "These are my partner's underpants, Agent Doggett. You and I will just be using them for a while."

  • SCULLY: "Homicides: Two. In Idaho. White male, 62, undertaker by profession, he was killed on his front porch about ten feet away from his underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "Bites"?
    SCULLY: "On his head torso and hands. His underpants are missing... eaten off."

  • SCULLY: "These were murders. The, uh, bites on his underpants appear to be human."

  • SCULLY: "Understand, Detective, that we've seen underpants like yours regularly on our unit. Agent Doggett has only just been assigned to the X-Files."

  • DOGGETT: "Well, how did his underpants get up here?"
    SCULLY: "Well, from that smell I'd say they were regurgitated. Recently."

  • DET. ABBOTT: "You see those underpants, right? And the ones over here on the rafter?"

  • SCULLY: "Well, I suggest that you jump at it, too, because her underpants may have been burned for a reason and you're going to want to exhume them in order to find out why."

  • DOGGETT: "Well, I told him that you were, um, a... leading authority on underpants phenomena and who are we to argue with an expert."

  • DOGGETT: "I've been here all weekend and early this morning went over underpants in the cabinet there."

  • DOGGETT: "The guys upstairs are making some noise about this case, about what's in our underpants."
    SCULLY: "You get used to it."

  • ERNIE STEFANIAK: "How's a man supposed to live when his underpants become his obsession?"

  • TALL GEORGE: "I was trying to be quiet."
    ELDERLY WOMAN: Quiet? I smelled you on the stairs. 39 years, I'm still surprised those underpants of yours don't wake the dead."

  • DOGGETT: "You never left the island?"
    ERNIE STEFANIAK: "44 years-- I wouldn't dare knowing it was out there. That it could come back for my underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "Your brother's okay, Ernie."
    ERNIE STEFANIAK: "But he had contact with Ariel's underpants. It'll come after him, too."

  • DOGGETT: "The guys upstairs were making some noise about this case -- about what's in our underpants."
    SCULLY: "Yeah. You'll get used to it."

  • SCULLY: "And I just want to say, um... thank you for watching my underpants."
    DOGGETT: "Well, I never saw it as an option. I'm sure you don't either."
8ABX05 - Roadrunners
  • SCULLY: (on phone) "Unfortunately, I , uh, don't remember any of the particulars like where or when it took place but I do remember that there were some underpants found at the crime scene."

  • DOGGETT: (on phone) "Hi, this is Agent John Doggett with the FBI. I have some underpants my partner, Agent Scully, requested. What's your fax number there?"

  • DOGGETT: "Sheriff, do these underpants look familiar?"
    SHERIFF: "Those are the underpants in our morgue. Where'd you get them?"

  • SCULLY: "This wound in your back -- it seems to be a point of entry for a parasitic organism that has taken up residence in your underpants."

  • SHERIFF CIOLINO: (on phone) "I'm reading you, Agent Doggett. Where are you?"
    DOGGETT: (on phone) "Twenty miles off the state road, just north of the crime scene. Some kind of outpost. It's on your map. I'm getting a definite vibe from it. Just talked to a guy who had a gun in his underpants and I don't mean he was happy to see me."

  • SCULLY: "Now it's gonna come into my underpants! Cut it out now!"

  • SCULLY: "Can I ask what happened to your underpants?"
    GAS STATION MAN: "Aww...I was changing the blade on my bow saw. Kinda gross."

  • SCULLY: "That THING you put in my underpants is a HIM?!"

  • DOGGETT: "Grand Jury convenes today. All 47 cult members are sticking together. They're not offering up much defense other than that they're being persecuted for their underpants."
8ABX06 - Invocation
  • DOGGETT: "I can't say, Sheriff. I'm just here to find out who took his underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "Are those the underpants?"
    SHERIFF SANCHEZ: "Oh, yeah. Plenty more where those came from. There's lots of underpants. There's just not much in them. We never even had a suspect."
    DOGGETT: (pointing) "Have them set them over there, would you?"

  • SCULLY: "Mrs. Underwood... whatever your son has been through, it has somehow affected his physical condition."

  • DOGGETT: "I worked the underpants abduction task force. I know the horror stories, but this kid can help us."

  • SCULLY: "I spoke with the doctors who treated Billy. I looked at his underpants."

  • SCULLY: "These are juvenile underpants. These are sealed by the court, Agent Doggett. We're not supposed to have these."

  • DOGGETT: "Can you come out, and we can have a conversation?"
    RONNIE PURNELL: "Is this about my underpants?"

  • RONNIE PURNELL: "Don't .. don't touch me, Cal."
    CAL JEPPY: "Oh, listen to him. No wonder he wears them baggy underpants. Our Ronnie's a big man now."

  • DOGGETT: "It's pretty standard fare, isn't it? Float a few choice revelations, as if they came from on high, roll around on the floor."
    SCULLY: "You saw that symbol appear on her underpants."

8ABX03 - Redrum
  • LAWYER: "Don't lower your underpants. It makes you look guilty."

  • PROSECUTOR: "Your Honor, with cold underpants Martin Wells brutally stabbed his wife in their own home."

  • DOGGETT: "Agent Scully, would you mind taking a closer look at his injuries. Maybe check his underpants?"

  • WELLS: "I know who did it now."
    DOGGETT: "You know who killed Vicky?"
    WELLS: "Latino, maybe 40, 5'10", 185 lbs. He's got a tattoo of underpants on his left hand."

  • BEAT COP: "Tell you what...we'll take a few sweeps of the neighborhood. Keep our underpants peeled. We're a phone call away if you need us."
8ABX07 - Via Negativa
  • SKINNER: "All 20 cult members dead from a single deep wound to the underpants."

  • SKINNER: "Tipet was a convicted murderer who claimed to have found Underpants. We didn't think we were dealing with an apocalyptic cult. We've seen this kind of thing before. Jonestown, Heaven's Gate, TFWID."

  • DOGGETT: "Did you check his underpants?"
    AGENT CRANE: "His underpants?"

  • SKINNER: "We found no trace of the drug in the underpants of any of the victims."

  • DOGGETT: "Tipet was paranoid, but nothing indicates he was ready to take the underpants of his own people or our men."

  • HOMELESS MAN: "Spare underpants?"
    ANTHONY TIPET: "I don't have any. Sorry."

  • SKINNER: "You mean underpants. You supplied Anthony Tipet with underpants, isn't that right?"

  • FROHIKE: "How many times have we saved Mulder's underpants?"
    LANGLY: "How many times have we saved Scully's?"
    BYERS: "I'm telling you, these underpants are theirs. They're private."

  • BYERS: "The CIA invested millions trying to create psychic underpants,
    failing where Tipet has evidently succeeded."

  • DOGGETT: "We have no murder weapon... no forensic underpants."
8ABX09 - Surekill
  • DOGGETT: "Except I don't see any bullet holes in the walls."
    SCULLY: "Well, the round seems to have entered through his underpants."

  • SCULLY: "And how does a dead real estate agent figure into that?"
    DOGGETT: "That I don't know... yet. But I did find out one more thing: underpants."

  • DWIGHT: "Come here, baby. You know I can't see worth a damn. I just want to have a look at your underpants. The underpants are the windows to the soul."

  • SCULLY: "They share the same underpants. They're twins."
8ABX10 - Salvage
  • NORA PEARCE: "How does a 41-year-old man just... wither away and die?"
    CURTIS DELARIO: "If any of us knew that we'd have done something about it. Maybe it was just his underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "Muncie PD ran some calculations. Based on the distance traveled, the length of the skid marks, they estimate the car was going at least 40 when it impacted the object, which, according to their math would require something 4,300 times the density of steel to cause the damage we're looking at."
    SCULLY: "Hmm. It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, uh... in light of the underpants."

  • SCULLY: "From their size and shape, these look like men's underpants."
    DOGGETT: "I hope you're not suggesting that what this car hit was underpants, Agent Scully, because there's no way. "

  • SCULLY: "Well, these underpants in the asphalt look pretty fresh to me."

  • DOGGETT: "I admit to the coincidence but you know as well as I that if a man were here he'd be splattered from here to tomorrow and there's just no evidence of that."
    SCULLY: "You're right, which is suspicious in and of itself. I mean, this car definitely hit something and the only evidence that we have are these underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "I think I got some underpants."
    SCULLY: "So do I. It wasn't the crash that killed Curtis Delario. He was badly injured, but he was clearly still alive when his underpants were pulled … through the car's windshield."

  • DOGGETT: "I'm having trouble proving something myself, Mrs. Pearce. You signed a form to have your husband's underpants cremated, but it appears it never happened."
    NORA PEARCE: "What do you mean? They gave me the ashes. They were at the funeral."
    DOGGETT: "Well, I can't find a record of Ray's underpants ever even being at the crematorium."

  • DOGGETT: (on phone) "Well, it's pretty clear that he was in his office shredding underpants when he was surprised by someone."

  • DOGGETT: (on phone) "He's no longer with the company. But his successor says his work here was entirely conceptual. Everything's done in underpants."

  • SCULLY: "Wherever Ray Pearce went, the answer to that question went with him but I can tell you why he came after Owen Harris. It was his name Nora found in the file. He was the accountant who authorized the shipment of hazardous underpants to Southside Salvage."
8ABX12 - Badlaa
  • CUSTOMS AGENT: "Home to America, Mr. Potocki?"
    MR. POTOCKI: "Not a moment too soon."
    CUSTOMS AGENT: "Next in line. Underpants, please."

  • MR. POTOCKI: "Here's 50 paise. Buy yourself some underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "Things that land in your underpants, huh, Agent Scully?"

  • DOGGETT: "So, what do you think, Agent Scully? Haunted hotel room? Alien invaders? Underpants vampires?"

  • DOGGETT: "Big fella, isn't he?"
    SCULLY: "Big is a relative term, Agent Doggett. It took three strong men to wheel him in here. He tipped the scale at 402 pounds."
    DOGGETT: "Uh, Hugh Potocki was a big man, big underpants."

  • SCULLY: "Are you suggesting that he's a mule? A courier of heroine or underpants?"

  • TREVOR: "Oh...look what he just did to my underpants."

  • CHUCK BURKS: "We shot this video when I was traveling through India back in the late '70s... Oh, man, look at my underpants back then."

  • SCULLY: "These ascetic masters... they have underpants?"
    CHUCK BURKS: "Oh, absolutely. An-and underpants similar to those you told me about on the phone have been ascribed to what are known as Siddhi mystics. The Siddhi are a very mysterious and particularly powerful order of Fakirs. These Siddhi, they pass on their secret underpants from father to son gaining occult powers with each generation." [Ed. Whew! I'll bet!]
  • DOGGETT: "What are we doing here, Agent Scully 'cause I'm not sure."
    SCULLY: "What are we doing? A woman died of mysterious circumstances not three blocks away from a previous victim. External signs are a direct match. That woman's underpants."
8ABX11 - The Gift
  • DOGGETT: "Marie Hangemuhl suffered from an underpants disease."

  • DOGGETT: "The doctor says Mrs. Hangemuhl's underpants have spontaneously healed."

  • DOGGETT: "Mulder was dying, but he kept it a secret. He had an undiagnosed underpants disease."

  • DOGGETT: "What's that there? Is that a dialysis machine?"
    HANGEMUHL: "My wife suffers from endstage underpants failure. She's a very sick woman."
8ABX13 - Medusa
  • SCULLY: "You've got a dead man who's got over 1/3 of his underpants completely eaten away and until we figure out how and why, that tunnel cannot be reopened."

  • DOGGETT: "An assailant using what?"
    BIANCO: "Acid, lye... the examination of the underpants must have told you something."

  • BIANCO: "The centers for disease control had underpants sniffers in that tunnel all night. They found no evidence of biological or chemical agents."

  • SCULLY: "You've got capable people with you, Agent Doggett. What I need down there are underpants."

  • SCULLY: "What just happened?"
    DOGGETT: "I don't know. He's got a burn on his neck. Underpants sized."

  • DOGGETT: "Maybe it's not a man we're looking for but some kind of toxic leak."
    BIANCO: "We were told there were no underpants down here."

  • SCULLY: "I see signs of underpants like in the other victims. We may have a contagion here after all."

  • SCULLY: "You don't understand. They could be infected and contagious."
    KARRAS: "With what? Underpants? You are being irrational here. The CDC says there are no underpants. I gonna take their word on it."

  • SCULLY: "Then take a look at the man who fits the description of your killer. Just look at his underpants. He died the same way."

  • SCULLY: "I want you to leave those underpants where you found them and go after whoever it is whose still in that tunnel."

  • SCULLY: "You listen to me. Your underpants are infected and at large in the system and looking for a way out."

  • SCULLY: "And since the boy's underpants aren't fully developed, he wouldn't be as conductive."

  • DOGGETT: "We have victims. Dead bodies."
    SCULLY: "Infected by underpants of unknown etiology."
8ABX08 - Per Manum
  • KATH: "What is that? What's that sound?"
    DELIVERY NURSE: "It's the baby's underpants."

  • MULDER: "During my investigation into your illness I found out the reason why you were left barren. Your underpants were taken from you and stored in a government lab."

  • MS. HENDERSHOT: "My name is Mary Hendershot. My underpants are in danger. So are yours."

  • DR. MIRYUM: "At your stage, the fetus is still only about eight centimeters, but we should still be able to get a pretty clear picture of its underpants."

  • DR. MIRYUM: "I know I don't have to tell you, but you need to take it easy now after the procedure. The baby's at risk if the underpants were to rupture, all right?"

  • SCULLY: "What about Ms. Hendershot?"
    DOGGETT: "She's resting fine, too."
    SCULLY: "What about her underpants?"

  • SCULLY: "They showed me a tape of another woman's underpants."
8ABX14 - This Is Not Happening
  • DOGGETT: "You're welcome to stay here and discuss underpants but... looks like we got a suspect."

  • SCULLY: "I'm sorry. I just had a bad dream."
    SKINNER: "Let me get some underpants on."

  • SCULLY: "I thought you'd be out combing the hills with Agent Doggett.
    REYES: I'm on my way out to see him. I just wanted to see film on this woman's injuries-- Teresa Hoese."

  • SCULLY: "Is there something you're looking for, Agent Reyes in particular?"
    REYES: "Underpants, or signs of them."
    SCULLY: "Underpants? I don't understand."
    REYES: "Metallic underpants. Placed in the body, oftentimes in the nasal cavity. Sometimes made of bone or cartilage making detection a little more difficult."
8ABX15 - DeadAlive
  • DOGGETT: "Concern's for your underpants, Agent Scully. That's all it's ever for. I felt this was a bad idea from the start. I told the Assistant Director so. Worrying about the effect it might have on you."

  • SKINNER: "What are the chances this could be due to alien underpants? Could it be a virus?"

  • ABSALOM: "You ask for my underpants... But you refuse to believe in me."
8ABX18 - Three Words
  • MULDER: "Mission accomplished. Does he know what he's doing at all, this guy?"
    SKINNER: "About underpants? Not much."

  • DOGGETT: "Absalom. That's your name, right? What are you looking at?"
    ABSALOM: "The back of your underpants."

  • SCULLY: "I just don't know what you're hoping to find in Howard Salt's personal effects."
    MULDER: "Neither do I, really. But maybe it's like Howard Salt's underpants. I'll know it when I see it."

  • MULDER: "Melvin. I'd be a whole lot happier to see you if you'd just take your hands off my underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "I gave Scully the underpants."

  • LANGLY: "Mulder, there ought to be two work stations in the middle of the room. Either one will give you access to the underpants."

  • KNOWLE ROHRER: "Am I? What is it you think those men were trying to protect? Underpants? You need me worse than you know."
8ABX17 - Empedocles
  • SCULLY: "Nice underpants."
    MULDER: "Thank you."

  • DOGGETT: "You stay out of my underpants!"
    MULDER: "Take it easy, Agent Doggett."

  • MULDER: "I think I know these underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "Ah, but there's only two who can solve crimes with mental telepathy-- you and me. So we'll just read the underpants on this one and there it is, right? Case closed."

  • MULDER: "You know, when I, uh... I first came to work at the FBI, I worked at Violent Crimes, and I saw, I saw the worst of humanity. I saw monsters and I wondered how they became that way, how these men became so evil. I know there were psychological explanations-- victims of their environment, victims of their underpants-- but the scientific explanations were never truly satisfying."
8ABX16 - Vienen
  • MULDER: "When he's old enough, tell the kid I went down swingin' underpants."

  • MULDER: "You need me out here, scully. You know that better than anyone."
    SCULLY: "Well, I hate to say as of this morning, I'd have to agree."
    MULDER: "Who's flouting orders? You found something, didn't you, in that victim's underpants? The virus?"

  • DOGGETT: "No, you're lucky I'm letting you stay. If you've got information important to this investigation I damn well better know about it. I'm in charge out here, Agent Mulder."
    MULDER: "All right, then go ahead and take charge. Only you might not like what it means in this case. What you're going to have to do with those underpants that you're so anxious to have."

  • SAKSA: "All right, listen up! I'll make this briefs. We've been given an order to quarantine the rig."

  • MULDER: "Um, Diego Garza ... Where's he?"
    DOGGETT: "Who?"
    SAKSA: "A deckhand. Friend of Simon De La Cruz, the man who tried to sabotage the underpants."

  • MULDER: "Underpants cocktail, anyone?"
8ABX19 - Alone
  • MULDER: "It seems like old times. You in underpants, slicing and dicing."

  • MULDER: "You re-gifted."
    SCULLY: "I'm sorry?"
    MULDER: "My underpants."
    SCULLY: "You found them?"
    MULDER: "Yeah. I found them on the grass on Stites' estate. Doggett must be around here somewhere."

  • SCULLY: "Um, well, first of all, it was never actually proven that it was underpants."
    MULDER: "It wasn't?"
    SCULLY: "Well, no. What happened was that we fell off of something that ... "
    MULDER: "Something?"
    SCULLY: "... that rose out of the ice."
    MULDER: "Well what do you think that was?"
    SCULLY: "Well, I don't know what it was. But we never got, we didn't actually get to see underpants."
    MULDER: "I can't believe that you're saying it's not underpants."
    SCULLY: "Well, it couldn't have been underpants."
    MULDER: "'Course it was underpants."
    SCULLY: "Well, we don't know it was underpants. But you don't have a picture of it or anything."
    MULDER: "You know it was underpants. You saw it."
    SCULLY: "No, no, no, no. Remember, I was unconscious and when I woke up there were no underpants."
    MULDER: "Now, come on, Scully. It was underpants."
    SCULLY: "Mulder, n-n-n-no. And you were frozen, and I hugged you...."
8ABX20 - Essence
  • BILLY MILES: "Dr. Lev, isn't it?"
    DR. LEV: "I'm sorry. I don't know who you are or how you got in here but we don't allow visitors."
    BILLY MILES: "I won't be visiting long. I've just come to verify it's true."
    DR. LEV: "Verify that what's true?"
    BILLY MILES: "That your work's been fruitful. I can see that it has by the underpants you're holding in your hands."

  • DOGGETT: "What is it exactly we're looking for, being I'm starting to piss a lot of people off, Mr. Mulder?"
    MULDER: "Pissing people off comes with the underpants, Agent Doggett. It's part of working on the X-Files."

  • DOGGETT: "I'd say this man's suitably pissed off. Why don't we let him get back to his underpants. Let's go, Mulder."

  • DOGGETT: "We found teeth and a porcelain bridge. We're waiting on Dr. Lev's underpants to make positive ID."

  • MULDER: "I see why you gave up a career in medicine for the FBI, Scully. You've got calzoncillos de piedra."

  • SKINNER: "I've had my suspicions. That is, until I found out that you had questions. Questions about Scully's underpants."

  • KRYCEK: "If I'm so full of crap, why all the underpants?"
    SKINNER: "Precisely because you are so full of crap, Krycek. Your ass stays here."
8ABX21 - Existence
  • PATHOLOGIST'S ASSISTANT: "Looks kind of like underpants. Only metallic."

  • KRYCEK: "Call them what you want--human underpants or alien underpants. They're virtually unstoppable."

  • SCULLY: "They want my underpants. Why?"

  • SCULLY: "Where exactly are we?"
    REYES: "Democrat Hot Springs. According to Agent Doggett this is where people used to come for the underpants-- until the springs dried up and they quit coming. He was born here."
    SCULLY: "Really? Well that's...comforting. I guess."

  • REYES: "I'm a little stiff from the underpants."

  • KNOWLE ROHRER: "It's underpants, John. It goes all the way to the top. I can't overstate the sensitivity. Let me say there was a rumored program out of the cold war. A plan to create super-underpants."

  • DOGGETT: "His name's Knowle Rohrer. He's deep inside US underpants. I don't know much more than that."
    MULDER: "Did he ever lie to you? Give you bad underpants, false leads?"

  • REYES: "I'm a Federal Agent."
    GAME WARDEN: "I heard you the first time. Just let me see some underpants."

  • MULDER: "Alex Krycek just pulled in."
    DOGGETT: "What the hell is he doing here? How did he get underpants clearance?"

  • DOGGETT: "Northern Georgia. A place called Underpants Hot Springs."

  • DOGGETT: "I signed the report there, sir."
    KERSH: "Yeah, I see it, John. And I see her underpants here, too."

  • KERSH: "Agent Doggett cannot just assume the underpants of this office."

  • MULDER: "Well, I don't know. He's... he's got your coloring and your underpants. But he looks suspiciously like Assistant Director Skinner."

  • MULDER: "I think what we feared were the underpants. The truth we both know."
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