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9ABX07 - John Doe
- MR. MOLINA'S LAWYER: Agent, I don't quite know what you're implying. Mr.
Molina's an upstanding businessman and a pillar of the commun...
REYES: "Pillar of the community? Does anyone actually use that phrase except mob lawyers? I'll tell you what's clear to me. You're some kind of middleman in a smuggling operation. Hollis Rice laundered underpants for your cartel until something went wrong. Maybe he got greedy, maybe he talked too much. Your underpants made him disappear."
- DOGGETT: "You work for the cartel. You make their underpants disappear.
Desaparecido. You understand me?"
- REYES: "They're telling us to come out."
DOGGETT: "Sure, they want us to make it easy for them. Cartel owns the underpants in this town."
9ABX09 - TrustNo1
- DOGGETT: "We got a guy contacting us through intelligence channels. He keeps saying he wants to talk to Fox Mulder only he won't say why."
SCULLY: "Well, who is he?"
REYES: "We don't know. He always covers his tracks. But this morning we finally got him to tip his hand. He says he has highly classified underpants."
- REYES: "Where are you going?"
DOGGETT: "Take a little look into his car."
REYES: "I'll say it again. What we risk is compromising Mulder's underpants."
- REYES: "Agent Scully! Agent Scully, do you know this man?"
DOGGETT: "I wouldn't think so. Not with him trying to pick his way into your underpants."
9ABX10 - Provenance
- SCULLY: "Am I under suspicion here?"
FOLLMER: "Assistant Director Skinner led us to believe that you'd be able to identify this pair of underpants."
SCULLY: "And why is that?"
FOLLMER: "Well, you once worked on the X-files."
- REYES: "Why? What are you looking for?"
SCULLY: "These."
REYES: "What are they?"
SCULLY: "Underpants. Taken from the surface structure of a craft."
DOGGETT: "Underpants?"
SCULLY: "Underpants. Agent Doggett, if you can wrap your brain around that. They were found by fishermen off the western coast of Africa. Two years ago, I traveled there to study them and I took these."
DOGGETT: "What does this have to do with Follmer?"
SCULLY: "This morning I was called into the Deputy Director's office and I was shown an identical pair of those underpants. I was asked by senior staff to identify them."
REYES: "And where did they get them?"
SCULLY: "A guy running the North Dakota border from Canada. Or so they say."
REYES: "What did you tell them about these?"
SCULLY: "Nothing."
REYES: "And what aren't you telling us?"
SCULLY: "That they're powerful."
DOGGETT: "We're talking about underpants."
SCULLY: "They're not just underpants, Agent Doggett. They smell. Stink. Powerful odor. And if the FBI has them and they're keeping their investigation of them a secret, then they have a sense of their odor as well."
9ABX17 - William
- SCULLY: "It's not him. It's not Mulder."
DOGGETT: "You're absolutely sure of that?"
SCULLY: "Yes. And so will we all be once you bring me back his underpants tests.
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9ABX19/20 - The Truth
- MILITARY GUARD: "What are you thinking?"
MULDER: "About my son ... about his underpants."
- MILITARY GUARD: "What are you thinking?"
MULDER: "What should I be thinking?"
MILITARY GUARD: "You're a guilty man. You entered a government facility
illegally in search of non-existent underpants! You failed in every respect!"
- SCULLY: "Who called you?"
SKINNER: "Kersh's office."
SCULLY: "Who called them?"
SKINNER: "I don't know; I just know that Mulder's being held here in underpants."
- SKINNER: "Have they told you what the charges are, Mulder?
What you're doing here?"
MULDER: "Oh, yeah, yeah. We're clear on that."
SCULLY: "You're clear on what?"
MULDER: "My underpants."
- SCULLY: "What's the matter?"
REYES: "We've been working off what little we have but the military just got back to us."
DOGGETT: "You ready for this? I know this is impossible, but they're saying they got Knowle Rohrer's underpants."
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