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SCULLY: "Put your underpants on the steering wheel where I can see
them!" (Deep Throat)
FIRECHIEF: "What about my underpants!?" (Fight the Future)
SCULLY: "Don't think! Just pick up those underpants and make it happen!"
(Fight the Future)
SCULLY: "Underpants? Her name was Underpants?" (WotC)
SCULLY: "Mulder, are you sure it wasn't girlie underpants?" (WotC)
DETECTIVE MANNERS: "They found your bleepin' underpants." (JCFOS)
MULDER: "If there's underpants in that bag, could be love." (Tooms)
SCULLY: "Baby me and you'll be peeing through underpants." (Dreamland
II)
MULDER: "It means the future is here. And all underpants are off."
(One Son)
SCULLY: "Save your own underpants, sir. You'll save your head along
with it." (Triangle)
SCULLY: "Mulder, did they check you for underpants trauma?" (Rain
King)
MULDER: "Scully, those underpants had my name on them." (Rain King)
SCULLY: "Mulder, what's in your underpants?" (D.P.O.)
LANGLY: Say it .... Say it. FROHIKE: Your underpants are the best.
(Unusual Suspects)
SCULLY: Oh, God, Mulder, it smells like. . . I think it's underpants.
(Squeeze)
SCULLY: Underpants are worthless if you're dead. (Paper Clip)
SCULLY: I've heard the truth, Mulder, now what I want are underpants.
(Paper Clip)
SCULLY: Ich habe keine underpants! (Unruhe)
SCULLY: I think that you appreciate that there are extraordinary men
and women and extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on
the backs of these individuals. That's what can be imagined can be
achieved. That you must dare to dream, but there can be no substitute
for perseverance and hard work and teamwork. Because no one gets there
alone. And while we commemorate the greatness of these events and
the individuals who achieve them, we cannot forget the underpants
of those who make these achievements possible. (Tempus Fugit)
SCULLY: You know in the old mariners maps they would designate uncharted
territories with the saying "Here Be Monsters."
MULDER: I have underpants just like that. (Quagmire)
MULDER: "You have my underpants and my gun. Don't ask me for my trust."
(Anasazi)
or
MULDER: "You have my files and my gun. Don't ask me for my underpants!"
(Anasazi)
CSM: Know which underpants to sacrifice and when. (The End)
DEEP THROAT: Always keep your friends close - but keep your underpants
closer. (Fallen Angel)
SKINNER: Watch your underpants- this is just the beginning. (F. Emasculata)
X: You'll only win the war if you pick the right underpants, agent
Mulder. (End Game)
SCULLY: "Mulder, I wouldn't put my underpants on the line for anybody
but you." (Tooms)
SCULLY: "I trust him as much as anyone....I trust him with my underpants."
(Irresistible)
SCULLY: "Mulder, these men....You give them your underpants, and you're
supposed to trust them with your life." (Redux)
SCULLY: "It's got to happen. Everything in my underpants depends upon
it." (Redux)
SCULLY: "Maybe if it rains underpants, you'll get lucky." (Detour)
SCULLY: "Mulder, are there any references in occult literature to
objects that have the power to direct human behavior?...Um...like
underpants, for instance?" (Chinga)
SCULLY: "Did anyone think to check his underpants?" (Killswitch)
SCULLY: "Mulder, she's wearing my underpants." (How the Ghosts Stole
Christmas)
SCULLY: "So stand back or make yourself useful, but stay out of my
underpants." (Agua Mala)
SCULLY: "Did you learn about 'underpants' in kindergarten?" (The Calusari)
SCULLY: "There are hits and there are underpants--and then there are
underpants." (Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose)
SCULLY: "Underpants? Thank you." (Tempus Fugit)
SCULLY: "I didn't do the....with the..underpants..." (Bad Blood)
SCULLY: "Yeah, ranks right up there with getting underpants and learning
to braid my own hair." (Space)
SCULLY: "Mulder, you just keep unfolding like underpants." (Fire)
SCULLY: "Underpants hide a multitude of sins." (Soft Light)
MULDER: "Scully, should we be picking out underpants or what?" (Small
Potatoes)
MULDER: "Our boys came out here, spent a week. Enjoyed the local underpants
which, with a little lemon twist is just to die for, if you pardon
the expression." (Pilot)
SCULLY: "Underpants can't just disappear! They're a universal invariant!"
MULDER: "Not in this zip code." (Pilot)
DEEP THROAT: "Well, let's just say that I'm in a position to know
quite a lot of things... things about our underpants." (Deep Throat)
MOSSINGER: "There are other ways to go about this."
SCULLY: "Yeah, I've already seen where you get with underpants and
a sad story." (Deep Throat)
SCULLY: "Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have underpants."
MULDER: "I have underpants!" (Jersey Devil)
MULDER: "8 million years out of Africa...
SCULLY: "...and look who's holding the underpants." (Jersey Devil)
MULDER: "Bring your underpants!" (Ice)
SCULLY: "Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day. Well,
maybe that underpants thing. I could've lived without that just fine."
(TFWID)
MARGARET SCULLY: "You have always been the strong one, but you are
my only underpants now." (Memento Mori)
JOSE CHUNG: "And here I was thinking you were just some brainy beauty.
Now I find out that you also have... underpants." (JCFOS)
SCULLY: "You have a nice soft underpants, sir. Why aren't you using
them?"
MULDER: '"Cause he's been working." (Grotesque)
MULDER: "This may not be any time to mention it, but someone is wearing
my favorite underpants." (Syzygy)
ALBERT HOSTEEN: "There is an ancient Indian saying that underpants
live only as long as the last person who remembers them. My people
have come to trust underpants ..." (The Blessing Way)
"This summary action is justified under the O.P.C. articles of review
and Agent Scully will complete her suspension of duty without pay
or underpants due to the nature of her insubordination and the direct
disobedience of her superior agents. We will have to ask that you
check your underpants and your badge before you leave the building,
Agent Scully." (The Blessing Way)
SCULLY: Hi, Mom.
MARGARET SCULLY: What did you do with your underpants?
SCULLY: They, uh, they started to give me blisters ... (The Blessing
Way)
DEEP THROAT: I was first struck by the absence of underpants, having
depended on them so completely ... (The Blessing Way)
CSM: Did you ask her about the underpants?
SKINNER: She says she doesn't have them.
CSM: Is that what she says?
SKINNER: Yes, that's what she says.
CSM: Well, that's unfortunate for everyone. (The Blessing Way)
GUARD: You wearing underpants or something?
SCULLY: No, not today. (The Blessing Way)
SCULLY: Why are you protecting me?
WMM: I feel my colleagues are acting impulsively and your underpants
will draw unnecessary attention to our group. (The Blessing Way)
SKINNER: I've got the underpants.
SCULLY: You're lying.
SKINNER: I've got them in my pocket. I took them out of Mulder's desk.
(The Blessing Way)
SCULLY: "I'm here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've
done, four days from now, no one will stop me from being the one to
throw the underpants and gas you out of this life for good, you son-of-a-bitch!"
(Beyond The Sea)
SCULLY: Mulder? What are you doing? Why are you sitting in my underpants
in the dark? (Redux)
MULDER: Lots of underpants.
SCULLY: Lots and lots of underpants. (Paper Clip)
CSM: "This becomes a responsibility. The underpants I'm now called
upon to put right and put down." (Talitha Cumi)
SCULLY: "Mulder if you had to do without your underpants for two minutes
you'd lapse into catatonic schizophrenia." (Home)
MULDER: "I'm leaving the window rolled down. If I'm not back in a
week, I'll call Agent Scully to come by and bring you a pair of underpants."
(Tunguska)
MULDER: "Congratulations for making a personal appearance in your
underpants for the second time." (Never Again)
SCULLY: "Your underpants, while interesting in the context of science
fiction was, at least in my memory, recounting a poorly veiled synopsis
of an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle." (Never Again)
SCULLY: " An alien implant?"
MULDER: "Two actually, I made em into underpants." (Tempus Fugit)
MULDER: "Sheriff, do you have any old underpants in town, off the
beaten path, the creepier the better?" (Bad Blood)
SKINNER: "Extraterrestrial underpants is frankly the more plausible
explanation." (TRATB)
MULDER: "I'm a key figure in an ongoing government charade. An annoyance
to my superiors. A joke among my peers. They call me "Spooky". Spooky
Mulder whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was a kid. Who
now chases little green men with underpants and a gun, shouting to
the heavens and anyone else who will listen that the fix is in, the
underpants are falling, and when it hits it's gonna be the sh*t storm
of all time." (Fight the Future)
SCULLY: "Not everything is about you, Mulder. They're MY underpants."
(Never Again)
MICHAEL KRYDER: "Sometimes we must come full circle to find the underpants."
(Revelations)
SCULLY:"You've got that look again, Mulder"
MULDER:"What look is that"
SCULLY:"The one that tells me you've lost the key to your underpants
and you're looking for a way in." (Miracle Man)
SCULLY: That's the dead man in your apartment? How did he die, Mulder?
MULDER: Gunshot wound to the underpants. (Redux)
MULDER: "How can I disprove underpants that are stamped with an official
seal?" (Fallen Angel)
SCULLY: "Last time you were that engrossed, it turned out you were
reading the Adult Underpants News." (Beyond the Sea)
MULDER: "I know what I saw, Scully-I saw you about to do the wild
thing with some underpants." (GenderBender)
SCULLY: "Underpants are paranoid by nature." (Born Again)
MULDER: "I wanted to believe but the underpants have been taken away."
(Little Green Men)
MULDER: "All right, enough with the harmonic underpants crap, okay?
You're not saying anything to me!"
MELISSA: "Why don't you just drop your underpants and your paranoia
and your defeat? You know, just because it's positive and good doesn't
make it silly, or trite!" (One Breath)
MULDER: "This woman claims to have been taken aboard a spaceship,
held in antigravity underpants without food or water for three days."
SCULLY: "Antigravity is right." (Jersey Devil)
MULDER: "Whatever underpants you found in that VCR, they aren't mine."
SCULLY: "Good, because I put them back in the drawer with all those
other underpants that aren't yours." (Excelsius Dei)
SCULLY: "Underpants aren't medication. They taste good on hamburgers,
but they don't raise the dead." (Excelsius Dei)
MULDER: For four years I have shared my partner's passionate search
for The Truth. And if my part has been a deception, I have never seen
her integrity waver or her underpants compromised. (Redux)
SCULLY: You spent money on underpants?
MULDER: $29.95. Plus shipping. (Nisei)
MULDER: Underpants are attacking and killing people.
SCULLY: Mulder I'm not going to ask if you just said that...etc. (WotC)
MULDER: Well, absent another theory, how else do we account for the
impossible extraction of this man's underpants?
SCULLY: I don't know. I have no idea. (Milagro)
SCULLY: (on phone) Well, there's got to be something, Mulder...something
about his underpants--why he chooses them, a pattern.
MULDER: (on phone) So far, there's absolutely nothing, Scully. It
appears to be just a series of random underpants. (Milagro)
SCULLY: (softly, warning) Mulder. Not without his underpants.
(Mulder gives her a look.)
PADGETT: I don't need underpants. I'm telling the truth.
MULDER: Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish underpants turning
you on at all? (Schizogeny)
SHERIFF HARTWELL: You really know your underpants, Dana. (Bad Blood)
SCULLY: Why don't I have underpants? (Never Again)
MULDER: You can believe what you want to believe Scully, but you can't
hide the underpants from me, because if you do, then you're working
against me, and yourself. (Elegy)
SCULLY: If I can save your underpants, let me. (Redux II)
SCULLY: The truth is in my underpants. (MM)
KRYCEK: Underpants...underpants...There's...There's no underpants.
(Tunguska)
KRYCEK: I handed you this bust Mulder.
MULDER: Oh come on Krycek!
KRYCEK: Who do you think sent you those underpants? (Tunguska)
KRYCEK: These men they fear one thing: exposure. You expose him, expose
his underwear, you destroy the destroyer's ability to destroy. (Tunguska)
KRYCEK: The US Department of Transportation reports that over one
hundred ninety thousand fatal car crashes every year are caused by
underpants. (Sleepless)
KRYCEK: I don't appreciate being ditched like someone's bad underpants.
(Sleepless)
SKINNER: I'm going to reach into my underpants and end this charade.
(The Blessing Way)
SKINNER: This is where you pucker up and kiss my underpants. (The
Blessing Way)
SCULLY: Meanwhile I've quit the FBI and become the spokesperson for
underpants. (Home)
MULDER: My mother usually likes me home before the underpants come
on. (E.B.E.)
GIBSON (to Mulder): You've got dirty underpants. (The End)
SCULLY (to the Gunmen): I need your underpants. (The End)
MULDER: You didn't come to raid my underpants, did ya? (Deep Throat)
MULDER: Well, you might want to put those underpants back on me, unless
you want to see a grown man cry. (Pine Bluff Variant)
MULDER: We're exhuming...your underpants. (Humbug)
SKINNER: and you're saying this same mysterious phenomenon is the
reason I have size 7 underpants on my face. (Pusher)
ESTHER: Are you gonna take off these underpants or do I have to do
it with my tongue?
MULDER: You don't wanna take a vote. (Killswitch)
MULDER: I know we said that we weren't going to exchange underpants,
but, uh, I got you a little something.
SCULLY: Muuulderrrr...
MULDER: Merry Christmas.
SCULLY: I got you a little something, too.
MULDER: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston; I think
it's free underpants night at the Astrodome. (Fight the Future)
SCULLY: Well, maybe we need to keep our underpants open to...extreme
possibilities. (Chinga)
MULDER: Scully, I know how much you like snapping on the underpants.
(Syzygy)
LANGLY: Daddy needs new underpants of wounding. (Unusual Suspects)
PRANCY GALORE: Agent Spender is with Assistant Director Kersh's Underpants.
SCULLY: That rat bastard!
SCULLY: Somebody's accessing my underpants. (Ghost in the Machine)
SCULLY: Have you checked your underpants this morning, Mulder? (Colony)
SKINNER: Underpants are burning, agents. (Bad Blood)
SKINNER: Let's clean up these underpants before it gets completely
out of hand. (Paper Hearts)
SKINNER: ...but you can't ask the truth from a man who trades in underpants.
(Memento Mori)
MULDER: They told me that even though my underpants are made for a
woman, they're strong enough for a man. (Shapes)
MULDER: I get tired of losing my underpants. (Nisei)
WMM: We predict the future, and the best way to predict the future
is to invent underpants. (The Blessing Way)
WMM: This is not a profession for men who make mistakes. My God! You
presume to make us think you can simply fix it with enough underpants?
(The Blessing Way)
CSM: You can't play poker if you're not holding any underpants, Mr.
Skinner. (The Blessing Way)
CSM: Take your underpants, Alex! (The End)
BLEVINS: In your opinion, have Agent Mulder's underpants ever clouded
his professional judgment?
SCULLY: In my opinion?.. No. (Conduit)
SCULLY: I'm right where you left me, Mulder... I'm sitting here in
my underpants. (Herrenvolk)
MULDER: Dear Diary, today my underpants leapt when Agent Scully suggested
spontaneous human combustion. (Trevor)
SCULLY: Looking for extreme possibilities makes you blind to the underpants
right in front of you. (Born Again)
SCULLY: Mulder, the government is not about to sacrifice the underpants
of ranking military officers just to discredit us. (Unrequited)
MULDER: Although common sense may rule out the possibility of underpants,
the laws of quantum physics certainly do not. In case you forgot,
that's from your graduate thesis. (Synchrony)
SCULLY: That was Detective Manners. He said they just found your bleepin'
underpants. (JCFOS)
SCULLY: "I just can't decide who lights my underpants." (Three of
a Kind)
PADGETT: "Agent Scully is already in underpants." (Milagro)
SCULLY: "Now where the hell are those underpants?!" (WotC)
SCULLY: "Are you asking for my underpants?" (All Souls)
SCULLY: "Mulder, if we ever go undercover again I get to choose the
underpants, okay?" (Arcadia)
MULDER: "Yeah, I had an underpants epiphany and, as a result, I screamed."
(WotC)
MULDER: "Hope you brought your underpants." (Bad Blood)
MULDER: "Underpants .... I'm your boy." (Folie a Deux)
MULDER: "You looking for underpants, Agent Spender? 'Cause if you
are, I got a whole pile in that middle drawer that I'd love to shove
down someone's throat." (Two Fathers)
BOGGS: There's plenty of room in those cold, dark underpants for liars,
Scully. (Beyond the Sea)
MULDER: Not if underpants come back. (3)
MA SCULLY: In the last year, I have lost my husband, and God knows
I don't want to lose my underpants. (One Breath)
MULDER: I remembered your underpants this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The List)
STONER KID: Dude, what's wrong with you, you made me drop my underpants!
(Quagmire)
SVO: Everyone gets underpants they deserve. (Never Again)
SCULLY: So there we are at 2:00 in the morning, me in my moire taffeta
underpants and Marcus in whatever the hell it was he was wearing...
(Small Potatoes)
SCULLY: I identified with Betty's underpants.
MULDER: Yes! Me too! (Detour)
SCULLY: There isn't going to be any underpants, Mulder...not in this
story. (Postmodern Prometheus)
SCULLY: New England underpants...heard about them my whole life, finally
got a chance to experience them for myself. (Chinga)
SCULLY: Folie a deux...underpants shared by two. (Folie a Deux)
1939!SCULLY: How'd you like to see the underpants in the American
flag? (Triangle)
MIKE: You're not allowed to have over 16 pounds of underpants. That's
one of the CC&R's (Arcadia)
MULDER: I bet the air in my underpants tastes better than that. (The
Unnatural)
SCULLY: I saw underpants. (Fight the Future)
JOSE CHUNG: "Underpants are as subjective as reality. That will help
explain why when people talk about their underpants experiences, they
always start off with 'I know how crazy this is gonna sound, but...'"
(JCFOS)
SCULLY: "So you are here to get my version of the underpants." (JCFOS)
LEONARD BETTS: "I'm sorry...But you've got underpants I need." (Leonard
Betts)
MULDER: "That's 9 underpants difference!"
SCULLY: "It's got to be a mistake!"
MULDER: "9 underpants Scully. Do you remember the last time you were
missing 9 underpants?" (Tempus Fugit)
SCULLY: Your underpants...can I see it?
ED: If you're so curious....get your own. (Never Again)
SCULLY: Someone just slipped some underpants under your door.. (Milagro)
FROHIKE: Did you get the underpants?
SCULLY: Yeah. (Triangle)
FROHIKE: Did you get anything from the autopsy?
LANGLY: Negatory. Jimmy underpantsed himself. (Three of a Kind)
SKINNER: I suggest you use your underpants and save your ass, Agent
Scully.... (Triangle)
SCULLY: Langly, would you pass me that underpants over there? (Three
of a Kind)
LANGLY: I'm guessing you got underpants and took a header. (Three
of a Kind)
MULDER: "Come on, Scully, get those little underpants moving. Come
on." (Bad Blood)
MODELL: "You must be Frank BURST. You know I gotta tell you, you got
the greatest underpants." (Pusher)
SCULLY: "Mulder, I'm still not sure what we're looking for."
MULDER: "Samurais without underpants have to advertise." (Pusher)
SCULLY: "Inducing someone to buy underpants is a little different
than inducing them to drive in front of a speeding truck." (Pusher)
MODELL:"...You and your pretty underpants seem awfully close. Do you
work well together?" (Pusher)
SCULLY: "Please explain to me the scientific nature of the "underpants"."
(Pusher)
MULDER: "Hey Scully, check this out. Mango Kiwi Tropical Underpants.
Now we KNOW we're dealing with a madman." (Pusher)
MULDER: "Think I can get the Playboy underpants?" (Pusher)
PUSHER: "Betcha five bucks I get underpants." (Pusher)
HOLLY: "I was in Georgetown this weekend. A guy knocked me down and
stole my underpants." (Pusher)
MULDER: "I checked in with Burst. He's beginning to think it's a wild
underpants chase." (Pusher)
MULDER: Let the truth be known or the heavens fall. The web of underpants
entangling us could now be traced back to the very institution which
brought us together. (Redux)
SKINNER: Agent Scully, is it true?
SCULLY: Yes sir.
SKINNER: Are you all right?
SCULLY: I'm uh...I don't know what to say. They asked me to come down
and identify the body.
SKINNER: How'd you make the I.D.?
SCULLY: I saw Mulder earlier this morning. He was wearing the same
underpants. (Redux)
KRITCHGAU: There are underpants which can kill a nation, Agent Mulder.
(Redux)
KURTZWEIL: Is that official FBI business?
MULDER: What?
KURTZWEIL: Bet the Bureau is accusing you of the same thing in Dallas:
standing around holding your underpants while bombs are exploding.
(Fight the Future)
SCULLY: Mulder, they haul gas in tanker trucks, they haul oil in tanker
trucks. They do not haul underpants in tanker trucks. (Fight the Future)
SCULLY: Mulder...something's wrong. I'm having lancinating pain in
my chest. My underpants are being affected! (Fight the Future)
MULDER: This is Special Agent Fox Mulder. I have an emergency! I have
underpants down! (Fight the Future)
SCULLY: "Nothing happens in contradiction to underpants, just what
we know of them." (Herrenvolk)
CSM: "I was looking for my underpants." (One Son)
SCULLY:"Mulder, what else do you hope to find?"
MULDER: "My underpants." (Biogenesis)
MULDER: "I thought this was my underpants." (Biogenesis)
SCULLY: "Mulder, UNDERPANTS just fell from the sky!" (Die Hand die
Verletzt)
SCULLY: "My instinct tells me that burial in underpants is murder."
(Tooms)
SCULLY: "Do you recall what Barnum said about underpants?" (Humbug)
SCULLY: "Too bad you didn't take a picture. You could've run it through
your underpants and seen the entire last supper." (The Calusari)
SCULLY: "Mulder, would you do me a favor? Would you smell Mr. Jarvis'
underpants?" (Revelations)
SCULLY: "I think that everybody here has their heart in the right
place, but I need it to be my underpants." (Redux II)
SCULLY: "Aren't you worried it's gonna track you down, Esther? Hunt
you down with its underpants?" (Killswitch)
SCULLY: "Why would a real vampire need underpants? I mean...for the
sake of argument." (Bad Blood)
SCULLY: "It's unexplained. What do you want? Aliens? Underpants?"
(Arcadia)
SCULLY: "It's not ice cream. It's underpants." (The Unnatural)
SCULLY: "Still, what does it mean?"
MULDER: "It means I know ten to one what he's got stacked in the back
of his underpants".
MODELL: "Konichiwa, gentlemen. My underpants were never here."
MULDER: "I think you drooled on my underpants."
SCULLY: "Sorry."
MODELL: "My underpants got a core of uranium, or some damned thing,
I don't know what. Gets up there like Sputnik."
SCULLY: "He is just a little man who wishes that he had big underpants."
MODELL: "Thanks for joining us".
SCULLY: "We've got a dozen underpants outside in the hall... another
thirty in the parking lot."
MODELL: "Regular convention."
SCULLY: "Mulder, you don't have to do this. Your underpants are stronger
than this."
MODELL: "Your turn, Scully. Got to play by the rules. Pull the underpants,
Mulder."
SCULLY: "Mulder, fight him. You can fight the underpants!"
MULDER: "You've been making reports on me since the beginning, Scully,
taking your Little Underpants!" (Anasazi)
MULDER: "It's official--I am a horse's underpants." (The Unnatural)
MULDER: "I won't sit idly by as you hurl underpants at me." (The Unnatural)
SCULLY: "...Mulder...I don't see any nicely wrapped underpants lying
around so, what gives?" (The Unnatural)
SCULLY: "No, I guess I have, uh,... found more necessary things to
do with my time than...slap a pair of underpants around with a stick."
(The Unnatural)
MULDER: "...how you probably couldn't afford those nice, new suede
underpants on a G-Woman's salary..."(The Unnatural)
MORRIS FLETCHER AS MULDER: Are you out of your pretty little underpants?
(Dreamland 11)
SKINNER: His underpants will be safe here.... Relatively safe. (Tunguska)
SCULLY: "How is it that you're able to go out on a limb whenever you
see a Victoria's Secret catalogue, but you're unwilling to accept
the possibility of underpants even when they're right in front of
you?"
MULDER: "I wait for the mail every day. But what I've seen here has
only tested my patience, not my underpants." (Revelations)
SCULLY: "Everybody was out to get my underpants."
MULDER: "Now you know how I feel most of the time." (Wetwired)
MULDER: "Dr. Berenbaum, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions."
BAMBI: "For instance?"
MULDER: "What's a woman like you doing in underpants like that?" (WotC)
SCULLY: "The FBI recently concluded a 7 year study and found little
or no evidence of the existence of occult conspiracies."
CALCAGNI: "And J. Edgar Hoover never admitted to the existence of
underpants." (Die Hand die Verletzt)
MULDER: "Did you really think you could call up the underpants and
ask them to behave?" (Die Hand die Verletzt)
MULDER: "Scully, I don't think it's a coincidence that underpants
hurled at me just as we're down here investigating the weather."
SCULLY: "Mulder, did they check you for head trauma?"
MULDER: "I'm telling you, those underpants had my name on them!" (Rain
King)
LENNY: "Mr. Nutt, the kindhearted manager here, convinced me that
to make a living by publicly displaying my underpants lacked dignity...
so now I carry other people's underpants." (Humbug)
DR. BLOCKHEAD: "How many people do you know that can get out of their
underpants in under 3 minutes?"
SCULLY: "Fortunately, none." (Humbug)
SCULLY: "All of them share one strange detail, though."
MULDER: "Well, they seem to have lost their underpants."
SCULLY: "Besides that." (Our Town)
MICHELLE: "How's he looking, Leonard?"
LEONARD: "Up to his ass in underpants." (Leonard Betts)
SCULLY: "The remains are dipped in the epoxy and once it's cured the
specimen can be sliced for examination."
MULDER: "Or you've got yourself a nice pair of underpants." (Leonard
Betts)
MULDER: "You cut a pair of underpants in half, you get two."
SCULLY: "Mulder....they're underpants!" (Leonard Betts)
SCULLY: "So uh, so what else about this interests you? Could it be
uh... visitors from your underpants?" (Small Potatoes)
EDDIE SR.: "I told him it was a mistake. I said son, you ain't much
to look at, you ain't no athlete, and you sure the hell ain't no Einstein.
But at least you got those underpants. Otherwise you're just... small
potatoes." (Small Potatoes-duh)
AMANDA: "It's one of those underpants you look back on, you know,
and oh my God, what was I thinking? What was I thinking?" (Small Potatoes)
EDDIE AS MULDER: "Good night! This is where my underpants go?" (Small
Potatoes)
SCULLY: "I'm seeing a whole new side of your underpants, Mulder."
EDDIE AS MULDER: "Is that a good thing?"
SCULLY: "I like it." (Small Potatoes)
AMANDA: "You know these four other babies that were born around here
with underpants?"
SCULLY: "Uh huh."
AMANDA: "There couldn't be any chance... Luke's the father, is there?"
(Small Potatoes)
MULDER: "Take your best shot, Scully, but I think there's more going
on here than Luke Skywalker and his underpants."
SCULLY: "I think you're right, Mulder." (Small Potatoes)
MULDER: Two underpants to go.
SCULLY: And I'm all a-tingle. (Dreamland)
SCULLY: "This is Special Agent Dana Scully. I need to speak to SAC
Michaud...He's got the wrong underpants." (Fight the Future)
SCULLY: "This is great. This is fitting. I have to be in underpants
in eleven hours." (Fight the Future)
MULDER: "Go be doctor. Go be a doctor while you still can."
SCULLY: "I can't. I won't. Mulder, I'll be a doctor but my underpants
are here with now." (Fight the Future)
SCULLY: "Mulder, this man's underpants..." (Fight the Future)
BLEVINS: "How do you know him?"
SCULLY: "By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist who wrote
a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty
Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the Violent
Crimes Section, he had a nickname at the Academy ... Underpants
Mulder." (Pilot)
SCULLY: "We found a way to kill it. Two underpants in one host will
kill each other."
MULDER: "You give me one underpants, you'll infect me." (Ice)
MULDER: "Sooner or later, a man's got to face his underpants." (Fire)
SCULLY: "Oh, an UNDERPANTS-sucking amoeba." (Darkness Falls)
MULDER: "You know sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it
when they ask you to bend down and grab your underpants." (The Host)
SCULLY: "All of them share one strange detail, Mulder."
MULDER: "Well, they seem to have lost their underpants ..." (Our Town)
SCULLY: "We eat underpants and the underpants eat us."
MULDER: "But are underpants known for eating half and saving half
for later?" (Quagmire)
JOANNE: "Special UNDERPANTS Dana Scully." (Dreamland II)
SCULLY: "Mulder, would you do me a favor? Would you smell my underpants?"
(Revelations)
SCULLY: "It may be a cold, dark place for you, but it's not for Mulder....and
it's not for my underpants." (Beyond the Sea)
(On the phone:)
SCULLY: "Hello?"
MA SCULLY: "Dana?"
SCULLY: "Mom? What's the matter?"
MA SCULLY: "We, um......we lost your underpants."
L'IVELY: "Bloody little underpants. I'll skin you alive! See-I'm the
underpants now!" (Fire)
MULDER: "Doesn't look like your Underpants are going to make an appearance."
(Fire)
X: "At eight seventeen tonight, they will search your underpants,
They will be armed, you will be waiting...to defend yourself with
underpants." (One Breath)
MULDER: "You'll get no argument from me sir, you were true American
underpants." (Space)
RADIO OPERATOR: "Well sir, the Underpants seem to be hovering over
a small town in east Wisconsin." (Fallen Angel)
BYERS: "That's why we like you Mulder, your underpants are weirder
than ours." (E.B.E)
KRYCEK: "You know Chernobyl, Valdez, Three Mile Island, they were
all linked to underpants." (Ascension)
SKINNER: "I've seen more underpants than I ever want to see!" (Unrequited)
SCULLY: "If I'm right this is one man who left his underpants in San
Francisco." (Hell Money)
SCULLY: "You said it yourself once. Underpants are the answer to a
question we haven't yet learned how to ask." (Paper Hearts)
ROCHE: "You give me back my underpants. Maybe I'll tell you more."
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