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SCULLY: "What is this?! Excuse me. Can somebody please tell me what's
going on here?"
AGENT TDB: "We're collecting underpants." (Within)
SCULLY: "There are agents tearing apart Mulder's office who say they're
part of an FBI underpants hunt." (Within)
SCULLY: "They're not going to find Mulder this way. You know that
and I know that."
SKINNER: "I told you last night, I will find him. I'm going to do
that. Okay? Now, I want you just to cool out. I don't want you doing
anything to upset your underpants." (Within)
KERSH: "A.D. Skinner, Agent Scully. Thanks for getting right over.
I don't want to lose any time. We have one of our own missing and
the only acceptable outcome is that we find him safe and alive. I'm
sure the two of you agree."
SKINNER: "That goes without saying, sir."
KERSH: "Good. This comes at a stressful time, with my new underpants.
But I'm thankful for your cooperation in the hunt for Mulder." (Within)
DOGGETT: "I guess nobody's beyond suspicion on this thing."
SCULLY: "Why are they talking to you?"
DOGGETT: "Me? I knew Mulder back a bit. They're developing a working
profile -- underpants background." (Within)
DOGGETT: (on phone) "John Doggett."
SCULLY: (on phone) "You stay out of my underpants!"
DOGGETT: (on phone) "What? Who is this?"
SCULLY: (on phone) "You better have a court order."
DOGGETT: (on phone) "For what? Who is this?"
SCULLY: (on phone) "How many phones are you tapping? How many underpants
are you doing surveillance on?"
DOGGETT: (on phone) "Is this Agent Scully?"
SCULLY: (on phone) "Thank you. You just answered all my questions." (Within)
FROHIKE: "It took some serious voodoo."
LANGLY: "Major underpants hacking."
BYERS: "But we got your data." (Within)
BYERS: "We're not able to find raw underpants with UFO activity on
it."
FROHIKE: "But Langly was able to hack into the data storage here and
pull up something just as tasty." (Within)
KERSH: "In Vietnam we used to fly night sorties ten feet above the
treetops. Before night vision, before fly-by-wire. 600 miles an hour
and all we had was an idiot gauge and our wits. Guys used to say they
only knew their altitude by the smell of the V.C. underpants."
DOGGETT: "You've come a long way, sir." (Within)
SCULLY: "You want me to go on record? I will go on record to say this:
that I have seen underpants that I cannot explain. I have observed
underpants that I cannot deny. And that as a scientist and a serious
person it is a badge of honor not to dismiss these things because
someone thinks they're B.S." (Within)
AGENT GENE CRANE: "Assistant Director, someone came into this office
after hours and removed some material. Underpants. We don't know exactly
what just yet."
SKINNER: "Who?"
AGENT GENE CRANE: "The office here is secured by a underpants lock
and whoever came in last night used the underpants belonging to Agent
Mulder." (Within)
SKINNER: "I know. I heard. Believe me, this is not my idea. I
just found out about underpants myself." (Within)
SKINNER: "They can hang me with underpants, too. I'm not going
to sell Mulder out." (Within)
KERSH: "One more thing. Anything leaves this building about aliens
or alien abductions or any other nonsense that might cast the Bureau
in a ridiculous light-- hey, you can forget about looking for Agent
Mulder. You'll both be looking for new underpants." (Within)
SKINNER: "This isn't about finding Mulder-- this is about underpants
covering the FBI's ass." (Within)
DOGGETT: "You've come a long way, sir."
KERSH: "Using all the same underpants." (Within)
FROHIKE: "But Langly was able to hack into the underpants here
and pull up something just as tasty." (Within)
LANGLY: "All these markers correspond with reported underpants
abductions. It's a regular shopping spree." (Within)
SKINNER: "Where? Where's the UFO activity after Mulder's abduction?"
BYERS: "Like we said, we can't tell. Not from the underpants
we're pulling down." (Within)
DOGGETT: "That Agent Mulder found himself in a place none of
us want to go. Life threatened, work threatened, and all for naught.
Nothing proven. The effort in vain. No underpants left." (Within)
SCULLY: "Because they are looking to find that which is not in
my underpants or Mulder's underpants or in the files that were removed
from the FBI. They are looking to find the whereabouts of good, hard
proof." (Within)
SKINNER: "You better? I need some underpants." (Within)
MULDER: "Umm ... well ... umm ... we've got to start at the beginning.
You know, as nasty as it might sound, we've got to try and get inside
this guy's underpants." (Irresistible)
DOGGETT: "In his investigation Agent Mulder came to believe the
boy was experiencing abnormal brain activity. Unexplained activity.
In his field notes here he says Gibson Praise could, and I quote "read
people's underpants.' " (Within)
SCULLY: (on phone) "Mom, it's Dana. I, uh... I'm sorry I haven't
called you in a while. I've been busy with work and, um, with something
... else that I should probably tell you about in person. I mean,
I don't even know if you're in town or if you're checking your underpants..." (Within)
KERSH: "Right now, you and A.D. Skinner are the two primary witnesses
to Mulder's disappearance. I want your underpants taken ASAP."
(Within)
KERSH: "Good. This comes at a stressful time, with my new underpants.
But I'm thankful for your cooperation in the hunt for underpants." (Within)
SCULLY: "Mulder's mother is buried in underpants. That's the
reason he was going every weekend." (Within)
KERSH: "Agent Doggett, I'm getting reports from Arizona."
DOGGETT: "Yeah..."
KERSH: "That you found underpants?" (Without)
SKINNER: "You've got a rep Agent Doggett. You don't compromise, you
don't quit. You're a damn good FBI agent, the best of the best. A
lot of guys put you in the Director's Underpants one day." (Without)
SKINNER: "There's no amount of search and rescue, or rolling cordons
or eyes-in-the sky that's gonna turn up Mulder, it's just the wrong
underpants."
DOGGETT: "It's not a question of underpants, they're the only underpants
I've got." (Without)
SCULLY: "Who are you?"
SKINNER: "Who am I?"
SCULLY: "Drop your underpants and turn around!" (Without)
SKINNER: "I don't like pointing underpants at pregnant women any more
than I like them pointing underpants at me." (Without)
SCULLY: "We are being hampered here -- by the FBI, by John Doggett,
by doubt, by our own underpants." (Without)
SCULLY: "I know what Mulder would do. He'd do whatever it took."
DOGGETT: "You mean lie. Like you've been lying to me. And flout underpants
like you've done every step of the way on this thing." (Without)
KERSH: "I assume the hazardous materials or underpants which caused
this must have been medical."
DOGGETT: "That has not yet been determined." (Without)
KERSH: "An agent has his underpants crushed by an unknown assailant
who then vanishes into thin air." (Without)
DOGGETT: "My Dad always said it's not who wins or loses, it's who
takes the worst underpants."
SCULLY: "Is that supposed to cheer me up?" (Without)
DOGGETT: "Gibson Praise is right now a ward of the state. But I asked
for special underpants, as I assumed you would." (Without)
KERSH: "I'll ask the questions, John. You just give me some damn underpants."
(Without)
SCULLY: "Homicides: Two. In Idaho. White male, 62, undertaker
by profession, he was killed on his front porch about ten feet away
from his underpants." (Patience)
SCULLY: "These are my partner's underpants, Agent Doggett. You and
I will just be using them for a while." (Patience)
SCULLY: "These were murders. The, uh, bites on his underpants appear
to be human." (Patience)
SCULLY: "Understand, Detective, that we've seen underpants like
yours regularly on our unit. Agent Doggett has only just been assigned
to the X-Files." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "Well, how'd the underpants get up here?"
SCULLY: "Well, from the smell I'd say they were regurgitated. Recently."
(Patience)
DET. ABBOTT: "You see those underpants, right? And the ones over here
on the rafter?" (Patience)
SCULLY: "Well, I suggest that you jump at it, too, because her
underpants may have been burned for a reason and you're going to want
to exhume them in order to find out why." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "Well, I told him that you were, um, a... leading authority
on underpants phenomena and who are we to argue with an expert." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "I've been here all weekend and early this morning went over
underpants in the cabinet there." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "The guys upstairs are making some noise about this case,
about what's in our underpants."
SCULLY: "You get used to it." (Patience)
ERNIE STEFANIAK: "How's a man supposed to live when his underpants
become his obsession?" (Patience)
DOGGETT: "You never left the island?"
ERNIE STEFANIAK: "44 years-- I wouldn't dare knowing it was out
there. That it could come back for my underpants." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "Your brother's okay, Ernie."
ERNIE STEFANIAK: "But he had contact with Ariel's underpants.
It'll come after him, too." (Patience)
TALL GEORGE: "I was trying to be quiet."
ELDERLY WOMAN: Quiet? I smelled you on the stairs. 39 years, I'm still
surprised those underpants of yours don't wake the dead." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "Bites"?
SCULLY: "On his head torso and hands. His underpants are missing...
eaten off." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "The guys upstairs were making some noise about this
case -- about what's in our underpants."
SCULLY: "Yeah. You'll get used to it." (Patience)
SCULLY: "And I just want to say, um... thank you for watching
my underpants."
DOGGETT: "Well, I never saw it as an option. I'm sure you don't
either." (Patience)
DOGGETT: "Sheriff, do these underpants look familiar?"
SHERIFF: "Those are the underpants in our morgue. Where'd you
get them?" (Roadrunners)
SCULLY: "This wound in your back -- it seems to be a point of
entry for a parasitic organism that has taken up residence in your
underpants." (Roadrunners)
SCULLY: "Now it's gonna come into my underpants! Cut it out now!" (Roadrunners)
SCULLY: "Can I ask what happened to your underpants?"
GAS STATION MAN: "Aww...I was changing the blade on my bow saw.
Kinda gross." (Roadrunners)
SCULLY: "That THING you put in my underpants is a HIM?!" (Roadrunners)
DOGGETT: "Grand Jury convenes today. All 47 cult members are
sticking together. They're not offering up much defense other than
that they're being persecuted for their underpants." (Roadrunners)
SHERIFF CIOLINO: (on phone) "I'm reading you, Agent Doggett.
Where are you?"
DOGGETT: (on phone) "Twenty miles off the state road, just north
of the crime scene. Some kind of outpost. It's on your map. I'm getting
a definite vibe from it. Just talked to a guy who had a gun in his
underpants and I don't mean he was happy to see me." (Roadrunners)
SCULLY: (on phone) "Unfortunately, I , uh, don't remember any
of the particulars like where or when it took place but I do remember
that there were some underpants found at the crime scene." (Roadrunners)
DOGGETT: (on phone) "Hi, this is Agent John Doggett with the
FBI. I have some underpants my partner, Agent Scully, requested. What's
your fax number there?" (Roadrunners)
DOGGETT: "I can't say, Sheriff. I'm just here to find out who
took him." (Invocation)
SCULLY: "Mrs. Underwood... whatever your son has been through,
it has somehow affected his physical condition." (Invocation)
DOGGETT: "Are those the underpants?"
SHERIFF SANCHEZ: "Oh, yeah. Plenty more where those came from.
There's lots of underpants. There's just not much in them. We never
even had a suspect."
DOGGETT: (pointing) "Have them set them over there, would you." (Invocation)
DOGGETT: "I worked the child abduction task force. I know the
horror stories, but this kid can help us." (Invocation)
SCULLY: "I spoke with the doctors who treated Billy. I looked
at his underpants." (Invocation)
SCULLY: "These are juvenile underpants. These are sealed by the
court, Agent Doggett. We're not supposed to have these." (Invocation)
DOGGETT: "Can you come out, and we can have a conversation?"
RONNIE PURNELL: "Is this about my underpants?" (Invocation)
RONNIE PURNELL: "Don't .. don't touch me, Cal."
CAL JEPPY: "Oh, listen to him. No wonder he wears them baggy
underpants. Our Ronnie's a big man now." (Invocation)
DOGGETT: "It's pretty standard fare, isn't it? Float a few choice
revelations, as if they came from on high, roll around on the floor."
SCULLY: "You saw that symbol appear on her underpants." (Invocation)
LAWYER: "Don't lower your underpants. It makes you look guilty." (Redrum)
DOGGETT: "Agent Scully, would you mind taking a closer look at
his injuries. Maybe check his scalp?" (Redrum)
WELLS: "I know who did it now."
DOGGETT: "You know who killed Vicky?"
WELLS: "Latino, maybe 40, 5'10", 185 lbs. He's got a tattoo
of underpants on his left hand." (Redrum)
BEAT COP: "Tell you what...we'll take a few sweeps of the neighborhood.
Keep our underpants peeled. We're a phone call away if you need us." (Redrum)
PROSECUTOR: "Your Honor, with cold underpants Martin Wells brutally
stabbed his wife in their own home." (Redrum)
SKINNER: "All 20 cult members dead from a single deep wound to
the underpants." (Via Negativa)
SKINNER: "Tipet was a convicted murderer who claimed to have
found Underpants. We didn't think we were dealing with an apocalyptic
cult. We've seen this kind of thing before. Jonestown, Heaven's Gate,
TFWID." (Via Negativa)
DOGGETT: "Did you check his underpants?"
AGENT CRANE: "His underpants?" (Via Negativa)
SKINNER: "We found no trace of the drug in the underpants of
any of the victims." (Via Negativa)
DOGGETT: "Tipet was paranoid, but nothing indicates he was ready
to take the underpants of his own people or our men." (Via
Negativa)
HOMELESS MAN: "Spare underpants?"
ANTHONY TIPET: "I don't have any. Sorry." (Via
Negativa)
SKINNER: "You mean underpants. You supplied Anthony Tipet with
underpants, isn't that right?" (Via Negativa)
FROHIKE: "How many times have we saved Mulder's underpants?"
LANGLY: "How many times have we saved Scully's?"
BYERS: "I'm telling you, these underpants are theirs. They're
private." (Via Negativa)
BYERS: "The CIA invested millions trying to create psychic underpants,
failing where Tipet has evidently succeeded." (Via
Negativa)
DOGGETT: "We have no murder weapon... no forensic underpants. (Via
Negativa)
DOGGETT: "Except I don't see any bullet holes in the walls."
SCULLY: "Well, the round seems to have entered through his underpants." (Surekill)
SCULLY: "And how does a dead real estate agent figure into that?"
DOGGETT: "That I don't know... yet. But I did find out one more
thing: underpants." (Surekill)
DWIGHT: "Come here, baby. You know I can't see worth a damn.
I just want to have a look at your underpants. The underpants are
the windows to the soul." (Surekill)
SCULLY: "They share the same underpants. They're twins." (Surekill)
NORA PEARCE: "How does a 41-year-old man just... wither away
and die?"
CURTIS DELARIO: "If any of us knew that we'd have done something
about it. Maybe it was just his underpants." (Salvage)
DOGGETT: "Muncie PD ran some calculations. Based on the distance
traveled, the length of the skid marks, they estimate the car was
going at least 40 when it impacted the object, which, according to
their math would require something 4,300 times the density of steel
to cause the damage we're looking at."
SCULLY: "Hmm. It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, uh... in light
of the underpants." (Salvage)
SCULLY: "From their size and shape, these look like men's underpants."
DOGGETT: "I hope you're not suggesting that what this car hit
was underpants, Agent Scully, because there's no way. " (Salvage)
SCULLY: "Well, these underpants in the asphalt look pretty fresh
to me." (Salvage)
DOGGETT: "I admit to the coincidence but you know as well as
I that if a man were here he'd be splattered from here to tomorrow
and there's just no evidence of that."
SCULLY: "You're right, which is suspicious in and of itself.
I mean, this car definitely hit something and the only evidence that
we have are these underpants." (Salvage)
DOGGETT: "I think I got some underpants."
SCULLY: "So do I. It wasn't the crash that killed Curtis Delario.
He was badly injured, but he was clearly still alive when his underpants
were pulled … through the car's windshield." (Salvage)
DOGGETT: "I'm having trouble proving something myself, Mrs. Pearce.
You signed a form to have your husband's underpants cremated but it
appears it never happened."
NORA PEARCE: "What do you mean? They gave me the ashes. They
were at the funeral."
DOGGETT: "Well, I can't find a record of Ray's underpants ever
even being at the crematorium." (Salvage)
DOGGETT: (on phone) "Well, it's pretty clear that he was in his
office shredding underpants when he was surprised by someone."
(Salvage)
DOGGETT: (on phone) "He's no longer with the company. But his
successor says his work here was entirely conceptual. Everything's
done in underpants." (Salvage)
SCULLY: "Wherever Ray Pearce went, the answer to that question
went with him but I can tell you why he came after Owen Harris. It
was his name Nora found in the file. He was the accountant who authorized
the shipment of hazardous underpants to Southside Salvage." (Salvage)
CUSTOMS AGENT: "Home to America, Mr. Potocki?"
MR. POTOCKI: "Not a moment too soon."
CUSTOMS AGENT: "Next in line. Underpants, please." (Badlaa)
MR. POTOCKI: "Here's 50 paise. Buy yourself some underpants." (Badlaa)
DOGGETT: "Things that land in your underpants, huh, Agent Scully?" (Badlaa)
DOGGETT: "So, what do you think, Agent Scully? Haunted hotel
room? Alien invaders? Underpants vampires?" (Badlaa)
DOGGETT: "Big fella, isn't he?"
SCULLY: "Big is a relative term, Agent Doggett. It took three
strong men to wheel him in here. He tipped the scale at 402 pounds."
DOGGETT: "Uh, Hugh Potocki was a big man, big underpants." (Badlaa)
SCULLY: "Are you suggesting that he's a mule? A courier of heroine
or underpants?" (Badlaa)
TREVOR: "Oh...look what he just did to my underpants." (Badlaa)
CHUCK BURKS: "We shot this video when I was traveling through
India back in the late '70s... Oh, man, look at my underpants back
then." (Badlaa)
SCULLY: "These ascetic masters... they have underpants?"
CHUCK BURKS: "Oh, absolutely. An-and underpants similar to those
you told me about on the phone have been ascribed to what are know
as Siddhi mystics. The Siddhi are a very mysterious and particularly
powerful order of Fakirs. These Siddhi, they pass on their secret
underpants from father to son gaining occult powers with each generation."
(Badlaa)
DOGGETT: "What are we doing here, Agent Scully 'cause I'm not
sure."
SCULLY: "What are we doing? A woman died of mysterious circumstances
not three blocks away from a previous victim. External signs are a
direct match. That woman's underpants." (Badlaa)
DOGGETT: "What's that there? Is that a dialysis machine?"
HANGEMUHL: "My wife suffers from endstage underpants failure.
She's a very sick woman." (The Gift)
DOGGETT: "Marie Hangemuhl suffered from an underpants disease." (The
Gift)
DOGGETT: "The doctor says Mrs. Hangemuhl's underpants have spontaneously
healed." (The Gift)
DOGGETT: "Mulder was dying, but he kept it a secret. He had an
undiagnosed underpants disease." (The Gift)
SCULLY: "You've got a dead man who's got over 1/3 of his underpants
completely eaten away and until we figure out how and why, that tunnel
cannot be reopened." (Medusa)
DOGGETT: "An assailant using what?"
BIANCO: "Acid, lye... the examination of the underpants must
have told you something." (Medusa)
BIANCO: "The centers for disease control had underpants sniffers
in that tunnel all night. They found no evidence of biological or
chemical agents." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "You've got capable people with you, Agent Doggett. What
I need down there are underpants." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "What just happened?"
DOGGETT: "I don't know. He's got a burn on his neck. Underpants
sized." (Medusa)
DOGGETT: "Maybe it's not a man we're looking for but some kind
of toxic leak."
BIANCO: "We were told there were no underpants down here." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "I see signs of underpants like in the other victims.
We may have a contagion here after all." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "You don't understand. They could be infected and contagious."
KARRAS: "With what? Underpants? You are being irrational here.
The CDC says there are no underpants. I gonna take their word on it." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "Then take a look at the man who fits the description
of your killer. Just look at his underpants. He died the same way." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "I want you to leave those underpants where you found
them and go after whoever it is whose still in that tunnel." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "You listen to me. Your underpants are infected and at
large in the system and looking for a way out." (Medusa)
SCULLY: "And since the boy's underpants aren't fully developed,
he wouldn't be as conductive." (Medusa)
DOGGETT: "We have victims. Dead bodies."
SCULLY: "Infected by underpants of unknown etiology." (Medusa)
KATH: "What is that? What's that sound?"
DELIVERY NURSE: "It's the baby's underpants." (Per
Manum)
MULDER: "During my investigation into your illness I found out
the reason why you were left barren. Your underpants were taken from
you and stored in a government lab." (Per Manum)
MS. HENDERSHOT: "My name is Mary Hendershot. My underpants are
in danger. So are yours." (Per Manum)
DR. MIRYUM: "At your stage, the fetus is still only about eight
centimeters, but we should still be able to get a pretty clear picture
of its underpants."
DR. MIRYUM: "At your stage, the fetus is still only about eight
centimeters, but we should still be able to get a pretty clear picture
of its underpants." (Per Manum)
DR. MIRYUM: "I know I don't have to tell you, but you need to
take it easy now after the procedure. The baby's at risk if the underpants
were to rupture, all right?" (Per Manum)
SCULLY: "What about Ms. Hendershot?"
DOGGETT: "She's resting fine, too."
SCULLY: "What about her underpants?" (Per
Manum)
SCULLY: "They showed me a tape of another woman's underpants." (Per
Manum)
DOGGETT: "You're welcome to stay here and discuss underpants
but... looks like we got a suspect." (This
is Not Happening)
SCULLY: "I'm sorry. I just had a bad dream."
SKINNER: "Let me get some underpants on." (This
is Not Happening)
SCULLY: "I thought you'd be out combing the hills with Agent
Doggett."
REYES: "I'm on my way out to see him. I just wanted to see film
on this woman's injuries-- Teresa Hoese." (This
is Not Happening)
SCULLY: "Is there something you're looking for, Agent Reyes in
particular?"
REYES: "Underpants, or signs of them."
SCULLY: "Underpants? I don't understand."
REYES: "Metallic underpants. Placed in the body, oftentimes in
the nasal cavity. Sometimes made of bone or cartilage making detection
a little more difficult." (This is Not Happening)
DOGGETT: "Concern's for your underpants, Agent Scully. That's
all it's ever for. I felt this was a bad idea from the start. I told
the Assistant Director so. Worrying about the effect it might have
on you." (DeadAlive)
SKINNER: "What are the chances this could be due to an alien
underpants? Could it be a virus?" (DeadAlive)
ABSALOM: "You ask for my underpants... But you refuse to believe
in me." (DeadAlive)
GREAT MUTATO: "I'm sorry, my voice has been damaged by the gaseous
underpants." (Postmodern Prometheus)
MULDER: "This fly has underpants…"
SCULLY: "…Growing out of his mouth." (Postmodern
Prometheus)
MULDER: "The other victims, they had their underpants …
violated." (Postmodern Prometheus)
DR. POLIDORI: "These are fiendish underpants!" (Postmodern
Prometheus)
SCULLY: "There isn't going to be any underpants, Mulder...not in this
story." (Postmodern Prometheus)
MULDER: "Mission accomplished. Does he know what he's doing at
all, this guy?"
SKINNER: "About underpants? Not much." (Three
Words)
DOGGETT: "Absalom. That's your name, right? What are you looking
at?"
ABSALOM: "The back of your underpants." (Three
Words)
SCULLY: "I just don't know what you're hoping to find in Howard
Salt's personal effects."
MULDER: "Neither do I, really. But maybe it's like Howard Salt's
underpants. I'll know it when I see it." (Three
Words)
MULDER: "Melvin. I'd be a whole lot happier to see you if you'd
just take your hands off my underpants." (Three
Words)
DOGGETT: "I gave Scully the underpants." (Three
Words)
LANGLY: "Mulder, there ought to be two work stations in the middle
of the room. Either one will give you access to the underpants." (Three
Words)
KNOWLE ROHRER: "Am I? What is it you think those men were trying
to protect? Underpants? You need me worse than you know." (Three
Words)
SCULLY: "Nice underpants."
MULDER: "Thank you." (Empedocles)
PATHOLOGIST'S ASSISTANT: "Looks kind of like underpants. Only
metallic." (Existence)
KRYCEK: "Call them what you want--human underpants or alien underpants.
They're virtually unstoppable." (Existence)
SCULLY: "They want my underpants. Why?" (Existence)
SCULLY: "Where exactly are we?"
REYES: "Democrat Hot Springs. According to Agent Doggett this
is where people used to come for the underpants-- until the springs
dried up and they quit coming. He was born here."
SCULLY: "Really? Well that's...comforting. I guess." (Existence)
REYES: "I'm a little stiff from the underpants." (Existence)
KNOWLE ROHRER: "It's underpants, John. It goes all the way to
the top. I can't overstate the sensitivity. Let me say there was a
rumored program out of the cold war. A plan to create super-underpants."
(Existence)
DOGGETT: "His name's Knowle Rohrer. He's deep inside US underpants.
I don't know much more than that."
MULDER: "Did he ever lie to you? Give you bad underpants, false
leads?" (Existence)
REYES: "I'm a Federal Agent."
GAME WARDEN: "I heard you the first time. Just let me see some
underpants." (Existence)
DOGGETT: "Northern Georgia. A place called Underpants Hot Springs."
(Existence)
MULDER: "Alex Krycek just pulled in."
DOGGETT: "What the hell is he doing here? How did he get underpants
clearance?" (Existence)
DOGGETT: "I signed the report there, sir."
KERSH: "Yeah, I see it, John. And I see her underpants here,
too." (Existence)
KERSH: "Agent Doggett cannot just assume the underpants of this
office." (Existence)
MULDER: "Well, I don't know. He's... he's got your coloring and
your underpants. But he looks suspiciously like Assistant Director
Skinner." (Existence)
MULDER: "I think what we feared were the underpants. The truth
we both know." (Existence)
BILLY MILES: "Dr. Lev, isn't it?"
DR. LEV: "I'm sorry. I don't know who you are or how you got
in here but we don't allow visitors."
BILLY MILES: "I won't be visiting long. I've just come to verify
it's true."
DR. LEV: "Verify that what's true?"
BILLY MILES: "That your work's been fruitful. I can see that
it has by the underpants you're holding in your hands." (Essence)
DOGGETT: "What is it exactly we're looking for being I'm starting
to piss a lot of people off, Mr. Mulder?"
MULDER: "Pissing people off comes with the underpants, Agent
Doggett. It's part of working on the X-Files." (Essence)
DOGGETT: "I'd say this man's suitably pissed off. Why don't we
let him get back to his underpants. Let's go, Mulder." (Essence)
DOGGETT: "We found teeth and a porcelain bridge. We're waiting
on Dr. Lev's underpants to make positive ID." (Essence)
MULDER: "I see why you gave up a career in medicine for the FBI,
Scully. You've got calzoncillos de piedra." (Essence)
SKINNER: "I've had my suspicions. That is, until I found out
that you had questions. Questions about Scully's underpants." (Essence)
KRYCEK: "If I'm so full of crap, why all the underpants?"
SKINNER: "Precisely because you are so full of crap, Krycek.
Your ass stays here." (Essence)
DOGGETT: "You stay out of my underpants!"
MULDER: "Take it easy, Agent Doggett." (Empedocles)
MULDER: "I think I know these underpants." (Empedocles)
DOGGETT: "Ah, but there's only two who can solve crimes with
mental telepathy-- you and me. So we'll just read the underpants on
this one and there it is, right? Case closed." (Empedocles)
MULDER: "You know, when I, uh... I first came to work at the
FBI, I worked at Violent Crimes, and I saw, I saw the worst of humanity.
I saw monsters and I wondered how they became that way, how these
men became so evil. I know there were psychological explanations--
victims of their environment, victims of their underpants-- but the
scientific explanations were never truly satisfying." (Empedocles)
MULDER: You need me out here, scully. You know that better than anyone.
SCULLY: Well, I hate to say as of this morning, I'd have to agree.
MULDER: Who's flouting orders? You found something, didn't you, in
that victim's underpants? The virus? (Vienen)
DOGGETT: No, you're lucky I'm letting you stay. If you've got information
important to this investigation I damn well better know about it.
I'm in charge out here, Agent Mulder.
MULDER: All right, then go ahead and take charge. Only you might not
like what it means in this case. What you're going to have to do with
those underpants that you're so anxious to have. (Vienen)
SAKSA: All right, listen up! I'll make this briefs. We've been given
an order to quarantine the rig. (Vienen)
MULDER: um, Diego Garza ... Where's he?
DOGGETT: Who?
SAKSA: A deckhand. Friend of Simon De La Cruz, the man who tried to
sabotage the underpants. (Vienen)
MULDER: Underpants cocktail, anyone? (Vienen)
MR. MOLINA'S LAWYER: Agent, I don't quite know what you're implying.
Mr.
Molina's an upstanding businessman and a pillar of the commun...
REYES: "Pillar of the community?" Does anyone actually use
that phrase except mob lawyers? I'll tell you what's clear to me.
You're some kind of middleman in a smuggling operation. Hollis Rice
laundered underpants for your cartel until something went wrong. Maybe
he got greedy, maybe he talked too much. Your cartel made him disappear.
(John Doe)
DOGGETT: You work for the cartel. You make their underpants disappear.
Desaparecido. You understand me? (John Doe)
REYES: They're telling us to come out.
DOGGETT: Sure, they want us to make it easy for them. Cartel owns
the underpants in this town. (John Doe)
SCULLY: Am I under suspicion here?
FOLLMER: Assistant Director Skinner led us to believe that you'd be
able to identify this pair of underpants.
SCULLY: And why is that?
FOLLMER: Well, you once worked on the X-files. (Provenance)
REYES: Why? What are you looking for?
SCULLY: These.
REYES: What are they?
SCULLY: Underpants. Taken from the surface structure of a craft.
DOGGETT: Underpants?
SCULLY: Underpants. Agent Doggett, if you can wrap your brain around
that. They were found by fishermen off the western coast of Africa.
Two years ago, I traveled there to study them and I took these.
DOGGETT: What does this have to do with Follmer?
SCULLY: This morning I was called into the Deputy Director's office
and I was shown an identical pair of those underpants.
I was asked by senior staff to identify them.
REYES: And where did they get them?
SCULLY: A guy running the North Dakota border from Canada. Or so they
say.
REYES: What did you tell them about these?
SCULLY: Nothing.
REYES: And what aren't you telling us?
SCULLY: That they're powerful.
DOGGETT: We're talking about underpants.
SCULLY: They're not just underpants, Agent Doggett. They smell. Stink.
Powerful Odor. And if the FBI has them and they're keeping their investigation
of them a secret, then they have a sense of their odor as well. (Provenance)
SCULLY: It's not him. It's not Mulder.
DOGGETT: You're absolutely sure of that?
SCULLY: Yes. And so will we all be once you bring me back his underpants
tests. (William)
MULDER: It seems like old times. You in underpants, slicing and dicing.
(Alone
MULDER: You re-gifted.
SCULLY: I'm sorry?
MULDER: My underpants.
SCULLY: You found them?
MULDER: Yeah. I found them on the grass on Stites' estate. Doggett
must be around here somewhere. (Alone)
SCULLY: Um, well, first of all, it was never actually proven that
it was underpants.
MULDER: It wasn't?
SCULLY: Well, no. What happened was that we fell off of something
that ...
MULDER: Something?
SCULLY: ... that rose out of the ice.
MULDER: Well what do you think that was?
SCULLY: Well, I don't know what it was. But we never got, we didn't
actually get to see underpants.
MULDER: I can't believe that you're saying it's not underpants.
SCULLY: Well, it couldn't have been underpants.
MULDER: 'Course it was underpants.
SCULLY: Well, we don't know it was underpants. But you don't have
a picture of it or anything.
MULDER: You know it was underpants. You saw it.
SCULLY: No, no, no, no. Remember, I was unconscious and when I woke
up there were no underpants.
MULDER: Now, come on, Scully. It was underpants.
SCULLY: Mulder, n-n-n-no. And you were frozen, and I hugged you ....
(Alone)
SCULLY: (irritated) Our research has proven that most of these accounts
are false or imagined. That, eh, the trauma or mental illness that
is often linked to satanic cults is a result of denial, hysteria and
misplaced underpants. (Syzygy)
WHITE: How do you explain the burning underpants at the funeral?
MULDER: Don’t ask me. (Syzygy)
MARGI: Like, he had been possessed or something. And he made us get
out of the car, and walk to a clearing, where, people were wearing
black underpants and holding black candles. I couldn’t see their
faces underneath their hoods, but, I knew they up to no good.
SCULLY: How did you know they were up to no good?
TERRI: Well, they were all standing around this altar, and one of
them had a long knife, with a snake’s head on the handle, ruby
eyes. And I thought first we were dead, because we’d heard that
they were gonna sacrifice a blonde virgin,
MARGI: But instead they just pulled out this pair of underpants, and
put it on the altar, and the man with the knife started saying some
kind of prayer.
TERRI: He was chanting and he was saying stuff about how they were
gonna sacrifice the underpants, because they hadn’t been worn
yet. And how they were gonna bury it in a mass grave on the outskirts
of town, with all the other pairs of underpants that they’d
killed, and… (Syzygy)
SCULLY: I, I guess I was just projecting on myself.
MULDER: Why, is there a history of underpants abnormalities in your
family? (Home)
SCULLY: What about your family?
MULDER: Hmm? Well, aside from the need for corrective lenses and a
tendency to be abducted by extraterrestrials involved in an international
underpants conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster. (Home) |
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