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Star Wars: How This
Silliness Started
The Top 21 lines from the Star Wars Trilogy that can be improved if
you substitute "Underpants" for certain key words.
21. Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some reading on
those underpants, up or down!"
20. Han Solo: "The underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've
got it where it counts."
19. Darth Vader: "I find your lack of underpants disturbing..."
18. Adm. Mott: "These underpants contain the Ultimate Power in the
Universe. I suggest we use it."
17. Lando Calrissian: "Han will have those underpants down. We've
got to give him more time!"
16. Darth Vader: "General Veers, prepare your underpants for a ground
assault."
15. Luke Skywalker: "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants
back home."
14. Imperial Mook: "TK-421... Why aren't you in your underpants?"
13. Han Solo: "Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants."
12. Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your underpants!"
11. Darth Vader: "She must have hidden the plans in her underpants.
Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander."
10. Princess Leia: "Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul underpants
when I was brought on board."
9. Han Solo: "You look strong enough to pull the underpants off a
Gundark."
8. Darth Vader/ Anakin Skywalker: "Luke... Help me... take my....underpants
off..."
7. Han Solo: "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants."
6. Lando Calrissian: "That blast came from those underpants. That
thing's operational!"
5. Darth Vader: "I sense a tremor...in my underpants. The last time
I felt this was in the presence of my old master."
4. Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of
underpants more heavily guarded than this."
3. Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, Your Highness."
2. Darth Vader: "Your underpants betray you. Your feelings for them
are strong. Especially for....your Sister!"
And The #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If
You Substitute "Underpants" for Certain Key Words...
Greedo: "Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants
at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."
Luke: "Well, little underpants, you got something jammed in there
real good."
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